We are Trash Rock.
So what is trash rock? If music were porn this would be it. No, we don’t make porno music, I mean sure it would be cool if two Asian chicks got down and nasty to some of our tunes, but that isn’t what I mean. Listening to our music gives you the same feeling as watching to filthy sluts get down and sloppy. We aren’t punk because “punk” has bee nothing but a fashion statement since ’93, we aren’t grunge because we weren’t in Seattle in the mid 90’s and we aren’t metal because our hair isn’t long enough. Instead we are loud obnoxious horny perverts that are like caged masturbating monkeys with guitars. Check it out, you know you’ll like it you sicko.
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