who's the hottest female artist of all time?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thu May 06, 2004 4:11 am

- Michelle Phillips of The Mamas and The Papas. Mama mia!

- Tori Amos, at least before age and questionable hygiene got the better of her.

- Josie. The Pussycats are pretty hot too.

- Shirley Manson of Garbage

- But the all-time hottest female musicians . . .

The Cosmos! Fans of Japanese sci-fi know who I'm talking about - they are the little island girls who followed Mothra everywhere. What could possibly be hotter than miniature Japanese twins singing songs about a giant moth??

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:21 am

Oh yeah, almost forgot...Melody, the drummer from Josie and the Pussycats, my personal favorite from that particular three-piece...both the cartoon and live action versions...

Thanx for reminding me, Jimi...

r:>)

Craven Sound · Post by **Craven Sound** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:57 am

I'm surprized that no one has mentioned Jewel and of course you can't forget J-Lo's ass.

MOONDOGGY · Post by **MOONDOGGY** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:48 pm

RobtheDrummer:
"Who cares, music is about music to me. I don't give two shits what you look like!"

I know Rob! But how else are talentless assnuggets like Nsync and innocent-looking hose-beasts like Brittney gonna make in this world w/out looks.

-I'm sorry Britney baby. I was only jokin. You know I didn't mean it. Please no more restraining orders!

Jewel should be close to the top, however, because she does play an instrument, she writes her own stuff, and she's from Alaska. Man, I did chicks from Alaska!

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Thu May 06, 2004 3:53 pm

I'm gonna say Tori Amos, she too plays an instrument (piano) but Amy Lee is up there too....

The quote about Dave Navarro it hilarious!

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:11 pm

Well, it certainly wasn't the MTV show that first turned me on to Dave Navarro's hotness...I personally do not like to imagine Dave with another, especially one as homely as Carmen. Just kidding, I'd do her too...

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:44 pm

Please define "hottest"

That could mean anything...there was a time when Richard Pryor might be considered the "hottest" male entertainer...

Daxman · Post by **Daxman** » Thu May 06, 2004 9:40 pm

Ahh guys?..I did mention JEWEL...But back off, cause I'm marring her!

zappa · Post by **zappa** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:52 am

Carrie Rapaport from Juiced--That girl knows how to ROCK and ROLL

PEACE AND LOVE TO EVERYONE

Pure Evil · Post by **Pure Evil** » Fri May 07, 2004 3:35 pm

Carmin Electra. Can't sing for shit but who cares. lol

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri May 07, 2004 4:01 pm

Carmen Electra sings? Who'da thunk it.------>JMS

Chevelle7982 · Post by **Chevelle7982** » Fri May 07, 2004 5:59 pm

If we go all-time it has to be Madonna and janis Joplin. Janis was not really hot, but sexxy. Gwen Stafani has it going on, and even if you hate her, Britney Spears. But, the two hottest right now, J-Lo and Beyonce. Two dicks up, uh, I mean, two thumbs up!! HA HA!!

313 · Post by **313** » Mon May 10, 2004 11:42 pm

Drain S.T.H. had some really hot chicks. I'm not sure what ever happened to them. And locally, Karla Goldman from 18 Names was smokin' hot.

redawg · Post by **redawg** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:35 am

I could make a list of all the female artists I think are hot but my hottest pick goes to Suzanna Hoffs. I wanna do bad, bad things to that woman. Shania Twain came so close. Smokin' sexy woman.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:50 pm

Lzzy Hale's pretty smokin', but she's so nice it makes me feel guilty thinking such animal thoughts about her. Stupid mature ethics and morality! The Donna's are all snotty and bitchy... if I knew them when I was 23, they'd have all had carpet burns and maxed-out credit cards, that's what happened to girls like that.
There's an R&B girl, Anastasia, big tall girl, I'd climb that!
Oddly, J-lo and Beyonce don't do anything for me... too diva. Hate the diva's.
Does Monica Lewinsky sing? I tend to like the somewhat bigger girls anymore... you know that "pooch" that women get on their bellies? I just love that sh*t... curves rule. Women worry too much about that. I'm a farm-boy, I like 'em corn-fed.

---->JMS

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:59 pm

Suzi Quatro...the 1st lady of hard rock.

She still looks pretty good 30 years later.

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