Metallica Mastered by Muppets

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:47 am

This was recorded as a parody about the quality of Metallica's last album "Death Magnetic.
Enjoy!

http://www.myspace.com/clippingdeath

MASTERED BY MUPPETS

End of session day, Rubin works away:
I'm your source of song-destruction
Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer
Leaving spikes on my instruction
Trust me you will see
Volume’s all you need
Dedicated to
How I'll limit you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Need to mix this way, never you dismay
”Loud” makes death magnetic clearer
Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
Squash your tracks til it’s severe
Gate and you will see
More and more dB
Dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master

Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered
Mastered
Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
Bastard
Bastard

Master, Master, where's the version I've been after?
Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies
Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs
Spike to me!

Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats
Kirk adds wah without a reason
Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
Rob, your shirt is out of season…
I’ll record til 5 (then)
I will help you buy
Sandals that suit you
Now you look cool too

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:19 am

Dude that was Hilarious. Couldnt agree more tho!

orangekick · Post by **orangekick** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:54 pm

Wow. It's really weird to hear that tune played by someone with good vibrato after all of these years.

hahaha...

RFBuck · Post by **RFBuck** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:22 pm

Sad But True.

Sorry it was cliche'...but if the title fits.....

cucuplex96 · Post by **cucuplex96** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:17 pm

That is perfect.. anyone with an ear knows better.. douche.

They did an awesome job recording that stuff.. every riff is dead on..

holy poop.. I am impressed