The Nittany Lion Is Arrested...

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:45 pm

Good God.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/n ... &type=lgns

Post by **Ron** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:26 pm

He should have gone to his preliminary hearing wearing the mascot costume. Then every time the judge said something, he could put his paw behind his ear and do that "I can't hear you" thing he does when getting the crowd to cheer louder.

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:47 pm

Nobody's Purrrrr-fect........

hehe... Man there's so much we could do with this.....

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:58 pm

I heard this guy's a big pussy.

r:>)

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:29 pm

Ron wrote:He should have gone to his preliminary hearing wearing the mascot costume. Then every time the judge said something, he could put his paw behind his ear and do that "I can't hear you" thing he does when getting the crowd to cheer louder.

ROLF. I can really picture that in the courtroom.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:36 pm

"Your honor, I have an airtight alibi. I was crouched menacingly on a concrete pillar near Old Main."--->JMS

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:12 pm

undercoverjoe wrote:
Ron wrote:He should have gone to his preliminary hearing wearing the mascot costume. Then every time the judge said something, he could put his paw behind his ear and do that "I can't hear you" thing he does when getting the crowd to cheer louder.
ROLF. I can really picture that in the courtroom.

I can too

The ol' Hulk Hogan "I can't hear you"

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:58 pm

This is one time he doesn't want to hear a crowd yell "We want the Lion"

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:12 pm

After the sentence is handed down, he can do push-ups in the court for how many days he is suspended!

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:27 pm

1st time I ever heard of a Sheep in lion's clothing.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:05 am

I'm just glad it wasn't a player.

RFBuck · Post by **RFBuck** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:51 pm

I was waiting for the Sheep angle...

"After determining that Sheep had been drinking"....that alone can lead to alot of things.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:50 pm

The young man told authorities upon his arrest that he had not been drinking that night but police officials have since reported that he was "lion."

Sorry.

r:>)

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:02 am

BadDazeRob wrote:The young man told authorities upon his arrest that he had not been drinking that night but police officials have since reported that he was "lion."

Sorry.

r:>)

So bad it's good! haha

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:31 am

BadDazeRob wrote:The young man told authorities upon his arrest that he had not been drinking that night but police officials have since reported that he was "lion."
Sorry. r:>)

Don't be sorry, I laughed.

Yeah, that's right, I thought it was funny!

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:13 pm

What do you get when you cross a sheep, a lion and booze?...

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:31 am

Naga wrote:What do you get when you cross a sheep, a lion and booze?...

A hangover, a sore ass, and a shitty taste in your mouth?

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:32 am

Just saw this weeks episode of "sports soup" on VS channel...

A sports take off on E Channels "The Soup" in case you never saw it....

They were busting the lions balls bad...

Showed the lion with a Colt 45 sponsorship shirt on hehe....