To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:19 pm

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. On all your check stubs, write 'For Beer'
6. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF C ONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

It's Called ... THERAPY

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:22 pm

I used to keep those hung up at my desk at my old job. They still make me giggle!

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:18 pm

I wonder if you can order in at a drive-thru? Tell them you wanted to order before you parked your car, that way it's ready for ya.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:45 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:I wonder if you can order in at a drive-thru? Tell them you wanted to order before you parked your car, that way it's ready for ya.

As long as you like bodily fluids in your meal.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:12 pm

6. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

There is this guy/kid that is alway's walking around Broad Ave/Beale Ave. with headphones on singing at the top of his lung's....only thing is, HE CAN'T SING!!! Just terrible...and yes, sometimes he skips. ~SnOOge!

EErnst · Post by **EErnst** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:23 am

Theres a guy in Nanty Glo who walks every where backwards talking to himself and always has an open umbrella, no matter what the weather.....we call him Backwards Bob