Why would you want to be the President

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:23 pm

Right Now? I was thinking about this, I mean, Can we really get out of this mess? Fuck we can't even find middle ground on this music forum, where we all practically know/like each other.

It would be like becoming the singer for Van Halen. Nobody is gonna take you seriously, and say the guys before you were Gods, but in reality, they were hated in their day too!

Or for you punkers, Replace VH with The Misfits.

Fuck that!

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:02 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:Or for you punkers, Replace VH with The Misfits.

could you imagine glenn danzig as president? he's so short you wouldn't be able to see him when addressing the nation...his forehead would barely rise above the podium.

michale graves would wear a lot of eyeliner and play acoustic guitar. but i read that he's a conservative...he'd go over well in central pa haha.

jerry only would try to make the country attend a nationwide sock hop.

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:31 pm

I would rather be in Van Halen.
The Misfits suck.
A better comparison would be.... If you were the new singer for the Dead Kennedys.
Who would wanna follow Biafra?
Nobody,they tried with Brandon Cruz and SUCKED (hard)
But I would try cause I got balls of steel

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:10 am

Anybody on a total ego trip, and trying to get the country's money would want to be the president. It's almost a firing squad out there, but as the saying goes, there's no such thing as bad popularity

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:57 am

Plastered Bastards wrote: A better comparison would be.... If you were the new singer for the Dead Kennedys.
Who would wanna follow Biafra?
Nobody,they tried with Brandon Cruz and SUCKED (hard)
But I would try cause I got balls of steel

Yeah...I never even looked for any footage of him. But someone told me it was pretty bad.

Feelgood · Post by **Feelgood** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:32 am

I'd be president just to sleep with my secretaries.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:15 pm

Feelgood wrote:I'd be president just to sleep with my secretaries.

At least your honest....that's the reason I would be prez also

!!!

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:35 pm

Plus that car, plane and heli are pretty fat too. I doubt the secret service would tell anyone if you had some beans while joining the mile-high club on AF1.

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:59 pm

Get my "piece of the pie".... Do whatever I want, to whoever I want and become untouchable. While I live on top of the hill. (Remember, shit flows downhill.)

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:19 pm

Hell, I think making the money I would as Tyrant ...Err... President, would be a good thing too. Making almost 4 digits a month isn't that great

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:59 pm

And the "bennies" aren't bad either...

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