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A peanut is neither a pea or a nut:::::::: go!!!!
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If salt water can kill you, why do chips come with sea salt?
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why are there handicap parking spots at the rolling skating rink?

why is there brail on the drive through?
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if a sheetz is open 24 hours a day how come theres locks on the door?
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when it rains do sheep shrink?
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Why is common sense so uncommon?
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if a fat girl falls in the woods...do the trees laugh at her?
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deathdealer1000 wrote:when it rains do sheep shrink?
only when it gets really sunny directly afterward.
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Why do Child Molesters get probation and Drug offenders get jail time?

- that's the sad truth right there^^^
Repeat offenders only get more probation. WTF???
I've seen it happen many times in Somerset County.
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Why are there interstate highways...in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Why isn't a black light black?
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ToonaRockGuy wrote:Why are there interstate highways...in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
technically they are not "interstates". They are just the main highways and are designated "H1", "H2", and "H3". They are displayed on the blue and red shield, but are named/numbered differently because they are not truly interstates.


* I lived there for 3 years and the drive up H3 is the most beautiful road in the world.
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Why is youth wasted on the young?
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undercoverjoe wrote:Why is youth wasted on the young?
To piss off old people.
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Post by fullthrottle666 »

I GOT WALNUTS

if you have peanuts my condolences :lol:
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i have chin nuts...wait a minute....
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