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by Banned » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:22 am
A peanut is neither a pea or a nut:::::::: go!!!!
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by Feelgood » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:27 am
If salt water can kill you, why do chips come with sea salt?
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by felix'apprentice » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:45 am
why are there handicap parking spots at the rolling skating rink?
why is there brail on the drive through?
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by EyesOfAnguishbassist » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:52 am
if a sheetz is open 24 hours a day how come theres locks on the door?
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by Banned » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:40 am
when it rains do sheep shrink?
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by Naga » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:30 am
Why is common sense so uncommon?
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by DrumAndDestroy » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:40 am
if a fat girl falls in the woods...do the trees laugh at her?
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by KyleMayket » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:04 am
deathdealer1000 wrote: when it rains do sheep shrink?
only when it gets really sunny directly afterward.
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by metalchurch » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:57 am
Why do Child Molesters get probation and Drug offenders get jail time?
- that's the sad truth right there^^^
Repeat offenders only get more probation. WTF???
I've seen it happen many times in Somerset County.
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by ToonaRockGuy » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:03 pm
Why are there interstate highways...in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dood...
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by Naga » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:36 pm
Why isn't a black light black?
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by KyleMayket » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:21 pm
ToonaRockGuy wrote: Why are there interstate highways...in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
technically they are not "interstates". They are just the main highways and are designated "H1", "H2", and "H3". They are displayed on the blue and red shield, but are named/numbered differently because they are not truly interstates.
* I lived there for 3 years and the drive up H3 is the most beautiful road in the world.
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by Banned » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:36 pm
Why is youth wasted on the young?
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by DirtySanchez » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:02 pm
undercoverjoe wrote: Why is youth wasted on the young?
To piss off old people.
"You are now either a clueless inbred brownshirt Teabagger, or a babykilling hippie Marxist on welfare."-Songsmith
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by KyleMayket » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:14 pm
i have chin nuts...wait a minute....
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