ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:51 am

Here's some real work from a pretty major salesman...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:22 am

Yikes!

EErnst · Post by **EErnst** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:00 am

she's pretty cute for a hooker lol i wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up the hooker blood

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:14 am

why didn't he use the slap chop on that bitch. oh well. dumb people make dumb mistakes. it's a time proven theory i have.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:17 am

That guy irritates me ... Kinda like that billy guy ..

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bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:30 pm

I learned about this incident a few weeks ago. I agree. The dude is annoying as hell. His "character" just reminds me too much like the people who try and sell stuff in the aisles at the mall.

"You know that the German's always make good stuff."

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:39 pm

She would have loved his nuts.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:04 pm

I am thinking that she wouldn't buy a shamwow? Either that or she didn't say Wow ..

EErnst · Post by **EErnst** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:10 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:She would have loved his nuts.

i slap for chopped...and another for diced, its that easy

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:56 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:She would have loved his nuts.

Apparently she didn't like his nuts, and he had to beat her up!

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:45 am

That's a nice shirt he's wearing.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:52 am

Looks like that whore bit his face and wouldn't let go.

He should have cleaned up the blood with a Sham-wow. That would have been clever marketing and would have helped him.

How's this mother affording $750/night rooms and $1000 for a hooker???
I'm in the wrong field I guess.

Sonofabitch this guy is my hero

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:07 am

I always thought the Sham wow guy looked like Moe from the simpsons!

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:45 am

I think his mother loves him

felix'apprentice · Post by **felix'apprentice** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:09 pm

whitedevilone wrote:That's a nice shirt he's wearing.

i was thinkin the same thing ... and it kinda looks like he got hit in the face with a shovel like adam sandler on lil nicky .....

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:52 pm

Jeez, RTD, I never thought of that. He really does look like Moe!--->JMS

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:56 pm

whitedevilone wrote:That's a nice shirt he's wearing.

LOL It looks like a hospital gown. Where's his trademark blue polo shirt?

And yes, the dude does look like Moe!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:27 pm

He's a TV personality... he has to pay a hooker a grand? I was an ugly loser in a local rock band, and I never had to pay for it.

Do you think he did a sales pitch during? "Look at this nasty pecker-track on a new suede sofa... simply place the Sham-Wow on the offending spooge, are ya getting this cameraman?, and press firmly. All the goobage is now off the sofa, saving you tens of dollars in cleaning expense!"
My favorite part of the Sham-Wow commercial is the live remote shots from some fair... there's a a woman who says, "All I can say is... Sham..WOW!!" That woman is a dead-ringer for a woman I used to work for. It really could actually be her, even the voice is dead-on, but she has sunglasses on, so it might not be. Also, everybody they talk to sounds like they come from around here somewhere.--->JMS

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:31 pm

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:02 pm

"goobage"

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:34 pm

He's obviously a stroke victim.