9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,'Al Qaeda Says ...

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:29 pm

This is good

The onion is a great site lol ...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9 ... y_theories

EErnst · Post by **EErnst** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:30 pm

haha i do love the onion

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:49 pm

at least the onion can find humor in anything. i dig it alot. you ever hear some of these nutjobs with their conspiracy theories? how it was all bush that pulled the trigger on this thing? oh man, it has to be our own government that did it to us, because to accept that some people in other countries hates us means that we have to accept reality.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:02 pm

The Onion Movie is on as I write this, and I've never seen it... it's hilarious!
"... as a Japanese-American actor, how do you feel about the stereotypes perpetrated by the movie industry?"
"Me no rikey."
Classic!--->JMS

gibson980 · Post by **gibson980** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:48 pm

I dont care what anyone says, our government definitely had its hand in the attack and your crazy to think otherwise. You expect me to believe terrorists perfectly executed an act no one has ever done before, by hijacking not one but three commercial planes. This was all while flying over government property without getting shot down by any missiles or an f-16? Its just a coincidence thats our government made all the fighter jets in the area that day fly to other parts of the country for a ficticious drill? And if your ever in the area where flight 93 went down, ask the locals if they saw the plane crash. Pretty sure i know people that said it was coming down without a tail piece before hitting the ground.... hmm how'd that happen...

I believe our country definitely had its hands involved for the simple fact to get sympathy from all the American citizens in order to bring us closer as a nation. And for getting our minds off the war we are in. This attack brought Americans closer as they would say, look how the average joe became uncle sam after the attacks. Everyone patriotism went up didnt it?

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:19 pm

gibson980 wrote:I dont care what anyone says, our government definitely had its hand in the attack and your crazy to think otherwise. You expect me to believe terrorists perfectly executed an act no one has ever done before, by hijacking not one but three commercial planes. This was all while flying over government property without getting shot down by any missiles or an f-16? Its just a coincidence thats our government made all the fighter jets in the area that day fly to other parts of the country for a ficticious drill? And if your ever in the area where flight 93 went down, ask the locals if they saw the plane crash. Pretty sure i know people that said it was coming down without a tail piece before hitting the ground.... hmm how'd that happen...

I believe our country definitely had its hands involved for the simple fact to get sympathy from all the American citizens in order to bring us closer as a nation. And for getting our minds off the war we are in. This attack brought Americans closer as they would say, look how the average joe became uncle sam after the attacks. Everyone patriotism went up didnt it?

really? i mean really? you honestly believe that?

wow. dude... dude...

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:35 am

For the record, they hijacked four. Not one, not three, but four (4). Two of them hit the towers, one hit the Pentagon, and one ended up in the middle of Pennsylvania

All I know is, there's a specialized afterlife for whomever had the thought of creating this. I don't care if our government did it, or if it was by a bunch of fanatical religious zealots. It's done. Someone's fate is sealed, and I hope I'm there to watch their fate as it's carried out. Moreover,... I wouldn't mind being the one to carry their fate out

gibson980 · Post by **gibson980** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:23 am

slackin@dabass wrote:really? i mean really? you honestly believe that?

wow. dude... dude...

Yes you tubby bastard I do believe it. And sry yes there were 4 planes my bad. Check out the section about how their is evidence of a controlled demolition in the elevators of the WTC. Read articles from firefighters and workers in the WTC. Theres a lot of shit thats hidden by the government. What im saying is i believe its 100% impossible for anyone to pull thats swift of an attack on US ground.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:18 am

but it is possible that after al quida failed to bring it down in '93 that they figured maybe they should up the scope a little bit?

Its just a coincidence thats our government made all the fighter jets in the area that day fly to other parts of the country for a ficticious drill

i want air force and governmental proof of this. from the top of each. if you can link to this info, do it.

And if your ever in the area where flight 93 went down, ask the locals if they saw the plane crash. Pretty sure i know people that said it was coming down without a tail piece before hitting the ground

how many locals are trained in identifying aircraft from the ground? not only that, but how many people actually saw it crash? the news didn't interview anyone that SAW first hand the plane come down. they talked to alot of people that heard it. also, the average person is usually pretty sketchy on details. it's been proven countless times that people's stories change slightly each time it gets retold. not to mention at the speed that was logged into the blackbox at the time of the crash the plane was traveling so fast that no one would have gotten a good look at it.

wait a sec... weren't all fighter aircraft diverted to other parts of u.s. airspace that day? how did the tail get blown off with no fighters to do so? what about the blackbox recordings that were released? you mean those people that tried to overtake the terrorists where fighting imaginary people? come on! where is your critical thinking?

I believe our country definitely had its hands involved for the simple fact to get sympathy from all the American citizens in order to bring us closer as a nation. And for getting our minds off the war we are in.

what was the government's need to bring us closer together? we weren't at war until AFTER the attack.

i'm not trying to split hairs here. if you can prove the government was behind all this beyond a doubt with firsthand testimony and absolute proof, i'll belive you. i'm a skeptic, and as a skeptic, i hate to say it, but i need absolute proof before i believe shit like "it's a conspiracy"

j.f.k. was taken down by oswalt. we landed on the moon. there is no such thing as bigfoot. there is no toothfairy and i hate to tell you, santa claus ain't real either.

wiki on flight 93:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_93

wiki on trade center:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_trade_center

i think any info you need is in there. ask your engineer room mate why they collapsed. i'm sure they talked about it in his classes. my architecture teacher when i was in 11th grade talked about it in great depth. we watched videos on it. same with the pentagon. sometimes the truth is much more simple than it seems.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:54 am

also, check this out.

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=I1DBZ5LM

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:03 pm

gibson980 wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote:really? i mean really? you honestly believe that?

wow. dude... dude...

Yes you tubby bastard I do believe it. And sry yes there were 4 planes my bad. Check out the section about how their is evidence of a controlled demolition in the elevators of the WTC. Read articles from firefighters and workers in the WTC. Theres a lot of shit thats hidden by the government. What im saying is i believe its 100% impossible for anyone to pull thats swift of an attack on US ground.

Do you also believe the theory that the pyramids are big alien landing pads?

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:11 pm

lonewolf wrote:
gibson980 wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote:really? i mean really? you honestly believe that?

wow. dude... dude...

Yes you tubby bastard I do believe it. And sry yes there were 4 planes my bad. Check out the section about how their is evidence of a controlled demolition in the elevators of the WTC. Read articles from firefighters and workers in the WTC. Theres a lot of shit thats hidden by the government. What im saying is i believe its 100% impossible for anyone to pull thats swift of an attack on US ground.
Do you also believe the theory that the pyramids are big alien landing pads?

LMAO!

gibson980 · Post by **gibson980** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:01 pm

heres the first things i found on the stand down order with the jets.

http://bushstole04.com/911/mineta_confirms.htm

Also when your bored watch "loose change" on youtube. Some of it is b.s. but some will make you think, thats all im saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E3oIbO0AWE

I find it shady that the government sent people out to get every local surveillance camera in the area where the pentagon got hit. Now while would they take all the cameras of the "PLANE" hitting the pentagon and not release it to the public? Watch loose change for that when your bored.
And if you can find me evidence of debris of a plane besides that one little white peice at the pentagon, ill believe you. Look up the size the "plane" hitting the pentagon left. Records show that the impact hole was 16ft. Shouldnt a 757 or whatever hit the pentagon going 500mph+ take half the building out?

And let me guess, you believe JFK was assassinated by the lone gunner Oswald dont ya?

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:57 pm

gibson980 wrote:
Also when your bored watch "loose change" on youtube. Some of it is b.s. but some will make you think, thats all im saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E3oIbO0AWE

are you getting all your info from loose change? shame on you, dude. here's a site:

http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com/

if these two dudes that made the movie "loose change" are so smart and cunning to uncover the government's plot to organize and carry out an attack on it's own people, that killed 2800 people, why are these two donkey cock grabbing dopy fucks still walking around?

same with the jfk assassination. anyone that uncovers a government plot like this and puts it full force on the web and shit, dude, the government has the ability to check what sites you've been visiting without you even knowing. anyone uncovers a conspiracy, you think they are going to be alive long?

Chuxema · Post by **Chuxema** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:16 pm

slackin@dabass wrote: j.f.k. was taken down by oswalt. we landed on the moon. there is no such thing as bigfoot. there is no toothfairy and i hate to tell you, santa claus ain't real either.

NO WAY!!!!!!!!
The C.I.A. killed Kennedy!
The moon landing was a hoax!
That is all I have to say!

EErnst · Post by **EErnst** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:53 pm

Chuxema wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote: j.f.k. was taken down by oswalt. we landed on the moon. there is no such thing as bigfoot. there is no toothfairy and i hate to tell you, santa claus ain't real either.
NO WAY!!!!!!!!
The C.I.A. killed Kennedy!
The moon landing was a hoax!
That is all I have to say!

AND JEFF FOXWORTHY'S FAKING!!!! HAHA

Chuxema · Post by **Chuxema** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:07 pm

EErnst wrote:
Chuxema wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote: j.f.k. was taken down by oswalt. we landed on the moon. there is no such thing as bigfoot. there is no toothfairy and i hate to tell you, santa claus ain't real either.
NO WAY!!!!!!!!
The C.I.A. killed Kennedy!
The moon landing was a hoax!
That is all I have to say!

AND JEFF FOXWORTHY'S FAKING!!!! HAHA

Yer damn right he is!!!!!!!!!!

Mapex Drummer · Post by **Mapex Drummer** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:04 am

[/quote]I find it shady that the government sent people out to get every local surveillance camera in the area where the pentagon got hit. Now while would they take all the cameras of the "PLANE" hitting the pentagon and not release it to the public? Watch loose change for that when your bored.
And if you can find me evidence of debris of a plane besides that one little white peice at the pentagon, ill believe you. Look up the size the "plane" hitting the pentagon left. Records show that the impact hole was 16ft. Shouldnt a 757 or whatever hit the pentagon going 500mph+ take half the building out?

Ok Gibson, Listen up.

I worked at the Pentagon, So this is what I can tell you. First a little history. The Pentagon was originally built as a warhouse to store documents. The place is all concrete! The outside walls are about 3 feet thick with the limestone face. The floors are two feet thick of reinforced concrete and huge support columns about every 15 feet. The place was built like a bunker. That is why it looked like there wasnt much damage.
Their are five rings to the Pentagon A,B,C,D, and E rings. The plane didnt make it past the C ring. However there was one engine of the plane that landed in the court yard.

Now this is what most people don't know. The side that the plane hit was just renovated. They couldn't have picked a worse spot to hit. Now I wasn't part of that renovation, or part of the clean up. But I work the next section over.

The stairs that I had to climb up every day was still charred and burn from that crash. I am very proud that I had the opportunity to work there.

You know how hard it was to climb up a burned out stair well every day and not think about what happend and who died!

Go there sometime and look around. Look how huge the place is. Oh and pay respect to the innocent people who lost there lives!

Ignorant people like you make me F'in sick!

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:02 am

My Brother inlaw was working at the Pentagon on Sept 11.A plane DID INDEED hit that building.I know there are a few nutjobs that say there was no plane at that sight.To them i say bullocks.He's a Major in the AirForce and a man with dignity and honor.Not the kind of dude that takes shit lightly.He heard a plane.He saw a plane.He felt it hit the building.End of story.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:37 am

yea, these two douchebags that made the "loose change" movie are exactly that. douche bags. in fact, all these nutjobs are. they are trying to make it look as if all these people died in vein. talk to a kid that lost their parent in this whole thing. tell them the government did it. that'll make them feel right. there are people that think that no one died in these attacks. that all these people were/are working for the government. to quote penn "to think that no one would come forward and confirm these conspiracy theories is bullshit. all you have to do is look at Watergate. the government couldn't cover up a break in at a psychiatrists office. what makes you think they could have 2800 or more people keep a secret of this magnitude?"

i quote penn verbatim, as nothing can be exact without watching the "Penn & Teller: Bullshit" episode and transcribing him exactly, and who has time for that. i quoted him close enough.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:07 am

Anyone who claims that the events of sept. 11 were a hoax or set up by this government are ignorant fools and should be emigrated to cananda or france !!

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lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:48 pm

gibson980 wrote:And let me guess, you believe JFK was assassinated by the lone gunner Oswald dont ya?

Everybody knows that was a conspiracy with Mick Jagger. He said so.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:03 pm

lonewolf wrote:
gibson980 wrote:And let me guess, you believe JFK was assassinated by the lone gunner Oswald dont ya?
Everybody knows that was a conspiracy with Mick Jagger. He said so.

The person who shot Kennedy was the same person who shot JR .. Surely you would know that by now.

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:24 pm

f.sciarrillo wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
gibson980 wrote:And let me guess, you believe JFK was assassinated by the lone gunner Oswald dont ya?
Everybody knows that was a conspiracy with Mick Jagger. He said so.
The person who shot Kennedy was the same person who shot JR .. Surely you would know that by now.

and Lincoln!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:33 pm

Yeah, it's wrong to make up shit about 9/11. There is no way the gov't could have orchestrated 9/11. It would have taken until at least June of the following year, and would have been grossly overbudget.
Seriously, it was Al Qaeda.
Though I'm still loving the "tubby bastard" crack.

I'm surprised nobody's used that one on me!

--->JMS