2 xxx jokes nightcap

rickster · Post by **rickster** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:55 am

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks
at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says

- "See honey - its not that hard."

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about
15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:26 pm

MAYBE HE WASEN'T EATING GRASS, MAYBE SHE JUST HAD A HARRY ASS.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:51 pm

Asundor wrote:MAYBE HE WASEN'T EATING GRASS, MAYBE SHE JUST HAD A HARRY ASS.

Dude, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...Yep, I threw up.

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:59 pm

SORRY!!!! WELL LETS JUST HOPE SHE ALWAYS WIPED REALLY WELL. IF NOT THAT COULD GET REALLY UGLY.

rickster · Post by **rickster** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:16 pm

LMAo , Are you speaking from personal experience Jason?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:32 pm

Asundor wrote:SORRY!!!! WELL LETS JUST HOPE SHE ALWAYS WIPED REALLY WELL. IF NOT THAT COULD GET REALLY UGLY.