SNL even knows Obama did nothing ..

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:29 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5Kl38fSVY

Let the broken rhetoric fly

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:16 am

SNL Blows.Hard.Seriously ,there's not one funny castmember at all.None.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:18 am

I agree that the new SNL is just terrible. But, I did fine that "kinda" amusing. Especially seeing how far to the left that show is ...

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:21 am

whitedevilone wrote:SNL Blows.Hard.Seriously ,there's not one funny castmember at all.None.

There hasn't been for years. The last year it was really worth a shit was when they still had Murphy and Piscopo.

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:29 am

Dude, you proclaim yourself to be a christian. Evertime I see anything from you it makes me sad for you. Are you only filled with hate? Do you really believe that Jesus is fucking hot with your stupid ass bullshit?

Are you happy about anything? You go to school right? What are you majoring in? Do you do anything productive or are you only about negative shit?

I think that you are a really shitty X=Christian who gives the word "Christianity" a bad name. Fuck man, if I was thinking about faith and heard you I would be like WTF this guys a dick...

Not really what your opinions are other then always negative, shut the fuck up and get high o4r laid or whatever...

Oh and really man, I only hope that you feel good some day...

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:00 am

tornandfrayed wrote:Dude, you proclaim yourself to be a christian. Evertime I see anything from you it makes me sad for you. Are you only filled with hate? Do you really believe that Jesus is fucking hot with your stupid ass bullshit?

Are you happy about anything? You go to school right? What are you majoring in? Do you do anything productive or are you only about negative shit?

I think that you are a really shitty X=Christian who gives the word "Christianity" a bad name. Fuck man, if I was thinking about faith and heard you I would be like WTF this guys a dick...

Not really what your opinions are other then always negative, shut the fuck up and get high o4r laid or whatever...

Oh and really man, I only hope that you feel good some day...

I do feel good. What is wrong with some one not agreeing with the Pres? Should every person who is going to college be a liberal? What does being a christian have to do with this thread? I never said I hate the Pres. I just said that I do not agree with him. And you think the fact that I am christian should make me a liberal ? Where are the views that says I should ?

I am a Psychology, Philosophy, and Theology major

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:49 am

man who would of thought snl would ever stoop so low as to make fun of a president...

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:55 am

Flaw wrote:man who would of thought snl would ever stoop so low as to make fun of a president...

I still liked it better when Phil Hartman was making fun of Clinton ...

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:02 am

clinton and bush both in my mind were comedy gold for these types of shows.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:14 am

Flaw wrote:clinton and bush both in my mind were comedy gold for these types of shows.

yeah, dana carvey as bush sr. was great ...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:17 am

It all started with Chevy Chase doing a falling down, bumbling idiot Gerald Ford. Every president has been made fun of. I particularly liked Dan Ackroyd doing his smiling Jimmy Carter.

Norm McDonald doing Bob Dole always referring to himself in the third person always made me laugh. Norm's Weekend News was very underrated in my opinion, and his time on SNL way too short.

I miss Phil Hartman the most though. He was so versatile, but I gotta agree with whitedevil, this current group is not funny.

PStl · Post by **PStl** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:36 am

Does anyone remember Ackroyd as Jimmy Carter, as the dollar was plummeting, asking every American to "burn your dollars"?
The less there are, the more valuable they'll be!

I remember he had a sign on the desk saying, "The buck burns here".

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:51 pm

f, I thought that was funny too.

hicksjd9 · Post by **hicksjd9** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:24 pm

Tornandfrayed,

The word Christian means "Christ like" by definition. Your language alone on this site betrays your profession of being "Christ Like." I have to assume that you feel you display Christ-like behaviors in other aspects of your life, but on a site where language is the only way people can get to know you, you are off to a rough start.

I know very few liberals who profess to be Christians. The liberal Christians I do know are nowhere near as leftist as you portray yourself to be on this site. Does it bother you that the vast majority of your fellow party members think your beliefs are fairy tales and a cancer in modern society? Traditional Christian beliefs certainly stand in the way of democratic party platforms. You know that, right? How does that make you feel?

I've been reading your posts for some time now, and I just can't figure you out. I don't mean it in a bad way, I just can't figure out how you meld your political and religious beliefs. I find it all very interesting.

I don't mean to be offensive, but your post to f. sparked my curiosity once again.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:30 pm

whitedevilone wrote:SNL Blows.Hard.Seriously ,there's not one funny castmember at all.None.

+1

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:52 pm

Remember kids, Jesus does not have the internetz....

joltinjeff · Post by **joltinjeff** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:20 am

hicksjd9 wrote:Tornandfrayed,

The word Christian means "Christ like" by definition. Your language alone on this site betrays your profession of being "Christ Like." I have to assume that you feel you display Christ-like behaviors in other aspects of your life, but on a site where language is the only way people can get to know you, you are off to a rough start.

I know very few liberals who profess to be Christians. The liberal Christians I do know are nowhere near as leftist as you portray yourself to be on this site. Does it bother you that the vast majority of your fellow party members think your beliefs are fairy tales and a cancer in modern society? Traditional Christian beliefs certainly stand in the way of democratic party platforms. You know that, right? How does that make you feel?

I've been reading your posts for some time now, and I just can't figure you out. I don't mean it in a bad way, I just can't figure out how you meld your political and religious beliefs. I find it all very interesting.

I don't mean to be offensive, but your post to f. sparked my curiosity once again.

Here is someone who points his finger at someone for their beliefs. TYPICAL LIBERAL!!! You are not allowed to force your beliefs on them, however, they want you to allow them to do whatever!! Tornandfrayed, I will not publically attack you, I will however attack your politics.
Liberals have been force-feeding this country into allowing everything and then if you go against them, you are anti=American. Stand up and take your medicine. This country has not been the same since 1963, when the government inside the government decided to kill a president because they wanted a war in Vietnam. Yeah sure Bush 2 went into Iraq and Afghanistan to end a ruthless dictator, but gee didn't FDR do the same thing after Pearl Harbor. Bush did it after 9/11 so dont go there.
You cry and piss and moan because Bush 1 did this and Bush 2 did that and we are in terrible shape economically, but somewhere along the line wasn't there a DEMOCRAT IN OFFICE and now we have another one. Where has things gotten better??????????? Please come to me with something better than whatever crap you throw in here time after time. Your President won the Nobel Peace Prize for what reason?????? What has he done? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!! He has not given a boost with the economy. Unemployment has just reached over 9 percent NATIONALL!!!!. He thought it would be better for him to go to Sweden to fight for CHICAGO to get the Olympic Games instead of staying in this country and working on the problems here! So Stockholm gave him something he did not deserve, kinda like the Presidency!
As for SNL, I agree it has not been funny since Eddie and Joe. Of course, I remember the original cast.

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:36 pm

W Bush did not go into Afghanistan. We were already there. President Reagan GAVE chemical weapons of mass destruction (to be used on Iran) . However Husain used the weapons on his own people.

W Bush wanted a war. His dad's war WAS A JUST WAR. Saddam Husain had NOTHING to do with 9/11. NOTHING. Haliburton had contracts for construction in Iraq BEFORE the war started. Hmm.

W should have gone after those who did the 9/11 attack and NOT start a war killing and maiming thousands of Americans and Iraqi civilians.

FDR on the other hand. Went after those who attacked us. He didn't attack say, IRAQ because JAPAN attacked us.

Reagan, Bush and W Bush had each created the greatest deficit in history. Clinton had a budget surplus and actually brought down the deficit. So yeah, things were better under Clinton. Thanks for asking.

Democrats may tax and spend but Republicans cut taxes (mostly to the rich) and Spend MORE than the democrats.

Please someone answer me this - Why wasn't anyone complaining when the Republicans were contributing to the deficit? We were in debt to China BEFORE Obama.

What did Obama do ? He save us from a major depression.

Why was it cool for W Bush to start a war and spend four days sitting on his ass at the China Olympics ? Why did he set a record for vacation days off ? And where was the criticism for that ?

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:44 pm

hicksjd9 wrote:Tornandfrayed,

The word Christian means "Christ like" by definition. Your language alone on this site betrays your profession of being "Christ Like." I have to assume that you feel you display Christ-like behaviors in other aspects of your life, but on a site where language is the only way people can get to know you, you are off to a rough start.

I know very few liberals who profess to be Christians. The liberal Christians I do know are nowhere near as leftist as you portray yourself to be on this site. Does it bother you that the vast majority of your fellow party members think your beliefs are fairy tales and a cancer in modern society? Traditional Christian beliefs certainly stand in the way of democratic party platforms. You know that, right? How does that make you feel?

I've been reading your posts for some time now, and I just can't figure you out. I don't mean it in a bad way, I just can't figure out how you meld your political and religious beliefs. I find it all very interesting.

I don't mean to be offensive, but your post to f. sparked my curiosity once again.

I am a Christian and some might say I'm a Liberal. PLEASE show me where the conflict exists.

Abortion IS a SIN. Should all sins be made illegal ? Starting a war for one's own ego and having thousands killed as a result is also a sin.

Neither political party has a direct connection to God, regardless of the Republicans who claim they do. They often just use the name of God to garner votes, another sin.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:18 pm

Apparently nobody saw last night's SNL. They said, "Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for not being George W. Bush." It got the biggest applause of the night, because it's absolutely, undeniably... TRUE. They even remembered that the last election was more anti-wingnut than pro-liberal, something no wingnut would ever admit. Obama didn't win with the liberal vote, he won with the moderate and independent vote.
You're welcome.

I don't mind the new SNL cast... there was one new girl who dropped an accidental F-bomb in the first episode... and hasn't had a speaking part since. I understand it's happened 3 times in the past, and none of the offenders lasted 3 months after.
My favorite politicals were Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton (best Clinton anywhere) and Will Ferrell as a bumbling, clueless, infantile Dubya, which was how America really saw him.
I think a lot of people romanticize the original cast too much. Sure, they had some funny moments you could repeat at the water-cooler, but they were also way experimental. The last half-hour was always a boring, confusing cesspool of "cutting-edge" crap that was apparently only funny if you shot up speedballs and ate Quaaludes. I think the political humor is far funnier now, though the character sketches have fallen off in quality. My favorite cast is the Eddie Murphy years, to me that was the right amount of silly vs. topical.--->JMS

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:22 pm

songsmith wrote: the last election was more anti-wingnut than pro-liberal,

I've been saying this all along, John.

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:04 pm

Short and sweet guys, no argument here.

If you want to help people help them. If you want everything for yourself and you are your own primary concern, fine.

Define away. GOP people on this board seem to be very interested in theior own condition and their own needs.

Liberals seem to be the ones who are trying to help the helpless.

What ever, I don't care. Nothing gets done on Rockpage anyway.

I say support the benefit for Rockpage and come out and do something. I am not even in a band right now but I will come up with something to do for the benefit.

Can we all agree on helping Ron?

Can we do this thing for Rockpage.

I an tired of talking on here it is not my thing, I am much more action oriented...

What do we say top that?

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:55 pm

The dude doing Obama is terrible. Usually when you do an impersonation, you try to sound like that person. That's just terrible.

hicksjd9 · Post by **hicksjd9** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:03 pm

Torn,

Liberals seem to be the ones who are trying to get the government to help the helpless. I'm not sure how unselfish that really is. Isn't that just pushing your individual social and moral responsibility onto your government so you don't personally have to bother with it?

Many people receiving government services are of sound mind and body and are simply milking the system. I'm all for helping the helpless. If someone is mentally or physically unable to take care of themselves, I think they should be cared for by society, but you can't just hand out money without an excellent system of checks and balances.

To put it into perspective: When people used to come to my parents for food, winter heating, or gas money (My dad is a pastor), my folks would always offer to go with them to GET groceries, or to send a check directly to the heating company. He wouldn't just give the person cash. Doing things this way ensured that the person asking wasn't using the money to fuel a destructive addiction--further hurting themselves or those they love. Believe it or not, about half of the people asking would never be heard from again after hearing dad's offer.

The truth is, many people were trying to use the church's money as an avenue to continue their destructive behaviors. They had no genuine interest in taking care of their families or themselves. Giving money to these people would not only have wasted the church's money (donated by well-meaning, caring people), but also have contributed to hurting the people who it was meant to help.

My dad is a hard-core, conservative republican. In addition to working a full-time job helping the elderly get human services, he is a pastor. When someone in his congregation is sick, he goes to visit them in the hospital. In an average month, he makes 2 or 3 trips to hershey med. center in the evening after working a full day (and many more trips to local hospitals). This summer, in 100 degree weather, my 60-year-old father asked me to help him dig a trench to run a water line for a lady whose husband left her alone with three mentally challenged children and no running water in her home (They had to use an outhouse...). We spent all day digging a 3-foot deep, 15-foot long trench by hand. The lady hadn't asked him to do it, he just saw the need and decided to help. How is that for a selfish republican?

You are a man of action--so am I--and so are many people on both sides of the coin. I think we'd all be better off if we just forgot about what the stupid government was doing for awhile, put down our computers, and picked up a shovel.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:49 pm

hicksjd9 wrote:Torn,

Liberals seem to be the ones who are trying to get the government to help the helpless. I'm not sure how unselfish that really is. Isn't that just pushing your individual social and moral responsibility onto your government so you don't personally have to bother with it?

You are a man of action--so am I--and so are many people on both sides of the coin. I think we'd all be better off if we just forgot about what the stupid government was doing for awhile, put down our computers, and picked up a shovel.

On your first statement: Conservatives seem to not want to help the helpless unless there's a profit in it. They pass judgement, for example, the fallacy that all poor people are on welfare. They ignore that many of America's poor are retired people who decided to maybe help their kids instead of helping the bank profit from their retirement plan; or people who sinned by getting sick or injured. Most poor people work, boys & girls.

On your second statement: I fully and completely agree. When's the last time you saw Beck, Rush, or Hannity pick up a shovel. Each has their self-aggrandizing charities that allow them to jet across the country and stay in 5-star hotels, but none have ever hammered a nail. Kudos to you and your dad.--->JMS

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SNL even knows Obama did nothing ..

SNL even knows Obama did nothing ..

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