Michelle Obama sex tape scandal!!!!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:16 pm

Not really, but here's a political joke for you guys.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know
where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot
Air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air.
You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were
in before we met, but, somehow, now it is my fault!

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:43 pm

That is funny lol ...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:43 pm

A sober Ted Kennedy might even get it.

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:48 pm

its a lot funnier as an Engineer joke

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:37 am

undercoverjoe wrote:A sober Ted Kennedy might even get it.

Or a smarter Sarah Palin. Ted could have always quit drinkin', but Sarah...

--->JMS

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:14 am

Or a smarter Nancy Pelosi, who is fucking moron.

RamRod 1 · Post by **RamRod 1** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:40 pm

songsmith wrote:
undercoverjoe wrote:A sober Ted Kennedy might even get it.
Or a smarter Sarah Palin. Ted could have always quit drinkin', but Sarah...

--->JMS

WOW John that was low!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:18 pm

Or a less-gay Glenn Beck, who is a drama queen.

--->JMS

timemoney0 · Post by **timemoney0** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:36 pm

I don't get it

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:28 pm

Beck cries, acts insulted, and becomes dramatically angry at least once every show. He has to amp it up more all the time, or the audience will get bored.
Too late.

--->JMS