Tiger Woods over/under line

PStl · Post by **PStl** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:18 pm

Before the Masters weekend, I say there will be a few more mistresses uncovered. So far 8-13 have been outed. So I'll post the line at:

19 1/2.

The total number of women a multi-millionaire pro golfer can attain in a 13-year career: ???

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:22 am

I think most of those were just idiots wanting 15 minutes of fame. I am having a pool to see what welfare bum with ten kids will be next to say they had an affair with a millionaire golfer ..

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:28 am

He announced today that he is taking an indefinite leave from Golf to work on his marriage.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:02 am

who really gives a shit...it's his own business.

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:49 am

DrumAndDestroy wrote:who really gives a shit...it's his own business.

+1 but a extra plus on this situation...this takes michael jackson off the damn news.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:26 pm

I think Letterman probably sent Tiger a giftbasket, for taking the pressure off. And, yay, no daily Gosselin update. I simply cannot fathom why anybody gives a ghost of a sh*t about that family. I truly believe it was all completely put on, the "latest Jon & Kate news" came out every 3 days like clockwork, you could set your watch by it, but NOBODY CARED. Viewership of their little cable show was down NINETY PERCENT, and still, we had to hear every little detail about these douche-rags.

--->JMS

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:54 pm

Ahh, I love a good media circus every now and then. Funny how being a celebrity garners you attention for doing something that probably millions of people do on a daily basis. If infidelity were always worthy of national attention, there wouldn't be enough channels and air time to cover it all.

Of course, I'm stating the obvious here.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:43 pm

Who cares who Tiger Woods is bangin? I mean really?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:19 pm

Word. Especially the MTV Real World-type skankers he was nailing. Why would anyone want to subject themselves to the firestorm, other than "to be famous?" A $10,000 call-girl's still a ho.
Simply another reason not to be around those so-called "perfect" women. I don't want flawless, give me flawed! Flawless means high-maintenance, expensive, high-strung, untrustworthy, and shallow. I don't love my wife in spite of her flaws, I love her BECAUSE OF THEM!!! They tell me that she's more likely to accept my own numerous imperfections. They tell me she's deeper, and can face adversity. They tell me she's strong and world-smart. Plus, most appearance-related issues women have are based on their own standards, not mens'. I guarantee you, ladies, when you complain about the size of your behind, we guys are trying to stifle a salacious evil grin.

Yeah, we like it. Damn skippy.

--->JMS

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:54 pm

songsmith wrote: I don't love my wife in spite of her flaws, I love her BECAUSE OF THEM!!! They tell me that she's more likely to accept my own numerous imperfections. They tell me she's deeper, and can face adversity. They tell me she's strong and world-smart. Plus, most appearance-related issues women have are based on their own standards, not mens'. I guarantee you, ladies, when you complain about the size of your behind, we guys are trying to stifle a salacious evil grin. Yeah, we like it. Damn skippy. --->JMS

Just in time for Christmas. You sly dog, you.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:50 pm

You know I'm right!

You hit a certain age, and you figure out what's important... if I didn't have her, I'd still be a starving artist.

You probably also know how frustrating it is when your mate tries to compare herself to women she sees on TV. Guys don't say, "I wish I had abs like his." We say, "What a f*g!"

--->JMS

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:55 pm

songsmith wrote:You know I'm right! You hit a certain age, and you figure out what's important... if I didn't have her, I'd still be a starving artist. You probably also know how frustrating it is when your mate tries to compare herself to women she sees on TV. Guys don't say, "I wish I had abs like his." We say, "What a f*g!" --->JMS

Admit it, your wife was looking over your shoulder when you made that post

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:16 pm

Tiger has won 14 Majors. The betting question now is will the bimbos outnumber his major golf victories.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:42 pm

f.sciarrillo wrote:
songsmith wrote:You know I'm right! You hit a certain age, and you figure out what's important... if I didn't have her, I'd still be a starving artist. You probably also know how frustrating it is when your mate tries to compare herself to women she sees on TV. Guys don't say, "I wish I had abs like his." We say, "What a f*g!" --->JMS
Admit it, your wife was looking over your shoulder when you made that post

Nope. She's at her mom's. I was just feeling pretty good about her because she spent Fri & yesterday cleaning and cooking and helping pull off MY family's Xmas party. And hardly abused me at all.

She, like most people, cannot see why I spend so much time on Rockpage, and has never read anything here.

--->JMS

DogAlpha · Post by **DogAlpha** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:54 pm

DrumAndDestroy wrote:who really gives a shit...it's his own business.

Yes I agree who cares who is poking who but when you put yourself out there as a sports hero, someone is always putting you under the magnifying glass. I think how lucky I am being a nobody sometimes.

joltinjeff · Post by **joltinjeff** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:46 pm

First, this crap gets blown way outta proportion!! BFD who the hell he is pokin. He may have been pokin one, but it seems really funny that these porn chicks are now sayin they screwed him after the fact.
If he screwed around on his wife, that is his business, although as hot as his wife is ... why would he?
I must commend him though for deciding to come out and say he screwed up. I think it took balls to do that. Yes, he could have done it sooner, but remember it was not until the charges against Kobe Bryant came out that he decided to speak up.
As a man who has been unfaithful to his wife, there is nothing more important than making ammends for the mistake. Before you sit and judge me and all the other crap some of you ppl remember what some of you said "Who gives a crap who is bangin who" it will take me a lifetime for me to make that up to my wife and kids. Second, I live with that guilt everyday and finally ... its in the past. We have moved on and try to work on our marriage every day and with 18 yrs coming up in July ... I said we've done a helluva job in keepin things goin.
Hell, if I can do it ... so can Tiger!!!

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:56 am

I've been a golfer since the age of 9, and I'm a big fan of Tiger, but this is getting out of hand. I don't care who he's banging. The media is blowing this up to get even, as Woods has never been all that kind to the press.

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:00 am

I do however care about Brad and Angelina....

LOL

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:02 am

Killjingle wrote:I do however care about Brad and Angelina....

LOL

you mean brangelina

get it right!

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:11 am

my bad

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:44 am

Me, too. Don't forget John and Kate what's there name. They're important too.