Bad Day?

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:42 am

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box, and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

todd17063 · Post by **todd17063** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:03 pm

why don't they test condoms this way?? lol

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:59 pm

that is funny

Tegamal · Post by **Tegamal** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:59 pm

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:03 pm

Awesome post, Kev, I'm going to forward that one!

--->JMS

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:41 pm

LOL. Good food for thought! I was having a bad day yesterday, and this is a rather interesting way to think about it

joltinjeff · Post by **joltinjeff** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:35 am

Just reminds me of "I Hate My Life" great tune and a good song to listen to when the chips are down.