How fat people get up: A step by step process

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:15 pm

HILARIOUS!!!

I gotta learn these moves so I can be ahead of the game when its time!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81185894/

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:18 pm

That is how I feel ...

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:27 pm

Dude. I thought that was joe for a minute. Same grooming.
Just yell "dinners ready" i get up way faster that way.

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:28 pm

Step 1 .. think "What's the Use"??
Step 2 yell.... "Honey get me a beer"....
Step 3 When she starts to bitch about it, remind her you worked all day while she sat on her lazy ass collecting unemployment cause she totally screwed up her last job...
Step 4 Enjoy Ice Cold Brew and turn up volume on TV to cover up sobbing in other room...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:54 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:Dude. I thought that was joe for a minute. Same grooming.

I don't have a couch like that.