Don't worry. It's Made In China. Most of the meters and dials are screen-printed on, and the pilots keep getting lead poisoning from the "stealth paint."...
Plus, I could totally see it, right there in the photo...
It's a knock-off of an American stealth plane, except that it says "US aNvy" on the side...
The intakes are side-to-side instead of up-and-down...
(I like that one)They can attack you all they want with it, but you're hungry an hour later...
They say there's no MSG in it, but there really is...
Your turn!