Pennsylvania Ode to WInter
It's winter in Pennsylvania.
And the gentle breezes blow.
Seventy miles an hour.
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Pennsylvania.
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Pennsylvania
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!
Pennsylvania Ode to WInter
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Mysterytrain
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Ode
But if we were down in Florida
With the old folk and the bugs
We’d be bitching about the hurricanes
And reciting “damn it’s hot”
We could all move to Vegas
Where the weather isn’t bad
But I had a friend that paid a hooker
For a raging dose of crabs
Then there’s California
Where it’s safe to “wake and bake”
But the weather ain’t no better
When you’re running from a quake
So we have our cold-ass winters
Cold as they may be
Bet those crazy fools in Canada
Wish they lived around PA
With the old folk and the bugs
We’d be bitching about the hurricanes
And reciting “damn it’s hot”
We could all move to Vegas
Where the weather isn’t bad
But I had a friend that paid a hooker
For a raging dose of crabs
Then there’s California
Where it’s safe to “wake and bake”
But the weather ain’t no better
When you’re running from a quake
So we have our cold-ass winters
Cold as they may be
Bet those crazy fools in Canada
Wish they lived around PA