HarleyRo1 wrote:Hmmm...my tonsils & uvula - they just came out on Tuesday. Jello is my new best friend

Whoa, they removed your vulva? That seems a bit heavy-handed, but doctors know best... my dentist always checks my nads, I don't know what it has to do with getting my teeth cleaned but he's the one with the medical training. So do you look like a Barbie down there now, or what?
Oops.
Wait.
Sorry, just my dyslexia flaring up. My apologies to both your uvula and your vulva, I'm sure they're both very nice places to visit. Hope you feel better soon.
So, in my pockets at any given time:
Wallet
Comb (seldom use it)
Guitar picks, for customers at Music Emporium, I seldom use them either.
Chapstick
Vicks camphorated inhaler. I've carried one since I started singing rock in 1983. Be careful, these things can be physically addictive, but they do work in moderation.
The same keychain I've used since 1982: a hardware-store snap-hook, like you'd use on a dog leash. It's ugly and utilitarian, but it hella works. I lose crap all the time, but never my keys (jinx).
At least two pounds of change... except when I need, um, change. Then I'm out.
The famous giant honkin' yellow cellphone. I got yellow because I used to lose the black ones too easily. It looks like you'd scuba-dive with it. Judging by the new one I had to buy because I dropped the other one in the Juniata, I'd say scuba-diving wouldn't be such a good idea.
...And sometimes a small travel-size bowl of beans. Never know when I might get hungry.

----------->JMS