What is the longest sentence for a man?

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Bit*chenWomen1029 wrote:zappa those are not my quotes!

Thats a blonde for ya!

There are 3 rings in marriage, engagement ring, wedding ring and the suffering!

Quail Whale · Post by **Quail Whale** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:18 pm

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:15 pm

Quail Whale wrote:Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Even those olive green ones?

no surrender · Post by **no surrender** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:55 pm

what's longest sentence for a man?

"I'm in love"

your h-i-s-t-o-r-y now.

OWNED!

golddigger incorp.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:46 pm

At least this thread has confirmed that the f-word is worse than the c-word.

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:32 pm

lol..hurricane

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:09 pm

ZappasXWife wrote:
Every guy has an ideal of what type of woman they want. (height, weight, hair color, eye color, background, etc) Sometimes those particular kind of ideals, come with some not so favorable traits.
no offense bitchen but that is a most ridiculous statement.

Could be where your picking up these women from too there Joe. Since you're a musician I'm gonna guess you meet alot of these girls at various shows you've played.
and you are WAY off here

Those quotes were mine. The first I've found to be very true with alot of men. The second was just a general assumsion. I don't know where he goes to seek out his ladies.