J Michaels' Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:15 am

Mackovyak wrote:Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Did she survive?

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:19 pm

Tuesday's Chuck Norris Fact:

Chuck Norris once played baseball. When it was his turn to hit, he left the bat behind and decided he would roundhouse kick the ball. The pitcher threw the fastest pitch he could, but the ball exploded halfway to the plate out of pure and utter fear.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:50 pm

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
onegunguitar wrote:

That never happened!!

Thats all a big charade!!

So Chuck Norris got whapped by an oar? (A riot!) It's "OKAY", really...he survived to roundhouse kick another day!