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I KILL Drifters and Hitchhikers ...

LONG LIVE TERRI SCHIAVO!!!


J/K I am pro-death.

for.

especially at the wishes of the vegetable in question.

My wife has orders to pull the plug on me for anything more than a hangnail. I have no desire to stay plugged into any machine that you can't download porn onto. -------->JMS

songsmith wrote:My wife has orders to pull the plug on me for anything more than a hangnail. I have no desire to stay plugged into any machine that you can't download porn onto. -------->JMS

My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

rreihart wrote:My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

This kind of makes me wonder if I want to be buried or creamated.

DrumAndDestroy wrote:

rreihart wrote:My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

This kind of makes me wonder if I want to be buried or creamated.

You could always yell something about jews then get frozen.

Colton wrote:

DrumAndDestroy wrote:

rreihart wrote:My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

This kind of makes me wonder if I want to be buried or creamated.

You could always yell something about jews then get frozen.

Welcome back, Mr. Disney...

DrumAndDestroy wrote:

rreihart wrote:My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

This kind of makes me wonder if I want to be buried or creamated.

I personally think burial is a huge waste of money and earth space.

I don't want to be pumped full of chemicals to be preserved. For what?

If you want to have a viewing, just do it quickly. Rent the casket. No embalming. Then incinerate me. Spread my ashes or make a memorial somewhere.

Oh, and out of respect for the thread, I though Dr. Jack got a raw deal. But, at least he's out of prison now.

I just came in here for the Dr. Frank N. Furter references...I'm sorely disappointed in you people!

I always thought euthanasia was a punk rock movement in China.

I just keep thinking of the end of Holy Wars by Megadeth.

DrumAndDestroy wrote:

rreihart wrote:My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

This kind of makes me wonder if I want to be buried or creamated.

I think I'd like to be blown up.

backlash bass wrote:

DrumAndDestroy wrote:

rreihart wrote:My wife even has very specific instructions about my dead body.

Maybe I'm a control freak?

This kind of makes me wonder if I want to be buried or creamated.

I think I'd like to be blown up.

There he goes! God love him.

cement shoes in the east river...go out classy!

rreihart wrote: I personally think burial is a huge waste of money and earth space.

I don't want to be pumped full of chemicals to be preserved. For what?

If you want to have a viewing, just do it quickly. Rent the casket. No embalming. Then incinerate me. Spread my ashes or make a memorial somewhere.

Exactly my thoughts. If my wife and family need closure, then a small service will suffice, but I've often said that nobody ever had a party for me while I was alive, so if you think my estate's paying for a meal for you sonsabitches, you're crazy.
I told her to look into donating my body to science. It costs nothing. If not, cremate me and dump my ashes in the Juniata.---->JMS

I'm to be cremated, then my ashes are to be sent into space on a shuttle flight, where the urn will be jettisoned into space. I will orbit the Earth for roughly 18 months, and that orbit will slowly degrade until I finally re-enter Earth's atmsphere and burn up.

(This is an actual option that costs just about the same as a traditional in-ground burial.)

r:>)

i will never die...

When I die I would either like to be mounted giving the double middle finger salute. Or bronzed like those baby shoes, that would be cool too.

I am for it after seeing my dad lay in a bed for a few months before he passed away.

Amazing how these threads get turned into a totally other subject.

Vette Lover wrote: Amazing how these threads get turned into a totally other subject.

Give them enough time and they almost resemble real life conversations.
When they do that I log off.

I'm gonna start telling people to quit hijacking my conversation when the subject changes from now on. Wonder how socially acceptable that will be?

Vette Lover wrote:Amazing how these threads get turned into a totally other subject.

Almost as annoying as "work from home" ads on RP

Vette Lover wrote:I am for it after seeing my dad lay in a bed for a few months before he passed away.

Amazing how these threads get turned into a totally other subject.

sorry for the subject change... but this is my thread.. i'll do it my way...

Muahahaha. They are all MY threads.