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Baceman Spiff
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Would you be against using the dead to heat your home?:shock:

http://cleantechnica.com/2009/01/05/dea ... acilities/
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It would be like a spiritual smorgasbord for your home.
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It's an unusual idea, but I can see the benefits from doing it. I'm sure that the laws of the states would find a way to prohibit that from happening.

I'm drafting an email to Chris Barnes (Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under), to let him know about a possible song idea. :lol:
We'll have to see if it makes the cut to the new SFU album or not.
That guy has got to be running out of ideas by now, I'd like to think. Every song he writes is about death, rotting flesh, murder, etc...

Maybe Chad and Jason from The Embalmed could write a song about this.. :twisted:

(In my best Barnes voice)
"The heat from your corpse heats my lair, soothing my soul, warming the air.
Your molten flesh, your burnt body still, saves me money on my heating bill..." :lol:
I'm done now :shock:
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metalchurch wrote:d Jason from The Embalmed could write a song about this.. :twisted:

(In my best Barnes voice)
"The heat from your corpse heats my lair, soothing my soul, warming the air.
Your molten flesh, your burnt body still, saves me money on my heating bill..." :lol:
I'm done now :shock:
:lol: You might be on to somethin there Joe!

An inscription on the urn could read "Here are the remains of asshole Pete, he wasn't much of a person but he sure made good heat!" :wink:

Actually when reading about this, Robert Service's 'Cremation of Sam McGee' comes to mind.
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Baceman Spiff wrote:Would you be against using the dead to heat your home?:shock:

http://cleantechnica.com/2009/01/05/dea ... acilities/
Um, where are you going to get the "fuel" to heat a house in the winter?

Sadly, The Sopranos is no longer in production, but this might make a good "green" addition to the Bada Bing!
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That's just weird.
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lonewolf wrote:
Baceman Spiff wrote:Would you be against using the dead to heat your home?:shock:

http://cleantechnica.com/2009/01/05/dea ... acilities/
Um, where are you going to get the "fuel" to heat a house in the winter?

Sadly, The Sopranos is no longer in production, but this might make a good "green" addition to the Bada Bing!
I dont know. Whats the price of a cadaver, compared to a cord of wood split and delivered? Im paying 45 a cord for wood right now.
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Hahahaha!
Thats funny shit Don!
Where you live it would take a few months before people were noticed as missing...
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