Songs that make you LOL.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:33 pm

In a good way.

I was just listening to The Dwarves song "Production Value" and this line is still cracking me up:

"It's been a long long time since the march of dimes came and repossessed
the van, and sodomized the band"haha

What are some of your faves?

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:16 pm

She Loves My Cock by Jackyl is pretty funny. It's even funnier when REDillon sings it.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:33 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:In a good way.

I was just listening to The Dwarves song "Production Value" and this line is still cracking me up:

"It's been a long long time since the march of dimes came and repossessed
the van, and sodomized the band"haha

What are some of your faves?

Is that the Canadian band that was The Killer Dwarves in the 80's? Underrated band, they had that Anthrax sense of humor, except they were funny to people outside the band.

Great hooks, too.--->JMS

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:30 pm

Any song where Neil Young plays a guitar solo.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:47 pm

Any song that Bob Dylan sings.

Any song that the dude from The Darkness sings makes me want to scream.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:02 pm

lonewolf wrote:Any song where Neil Young plays a guitar solo.

true dat!!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:16 am

Danzig~Mother. Only since I first saw the "spoof" video on YouTube. Effin' HELLarious!!!

I have to chuckle when I hear either version.

~SnOOge

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:57 am

Awww...shucks Mr. Bag. You is too damn kind!

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:50 am

songsmith wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:In a good way.

I was just listening to The Dwarves song "Production Value" and this line is still cracking me up:

"It's been a long long time since the march of dimes came and repossessed
the van, and sodomized the band"haha

What are some of your faves?
Is that the Canadian band that was The Killer Dwarves in the 80's? Underrated band, they had that Anthrax sense of humor, except they were funny to people outside the band. Great hooks, too.--->JMS

no...the band brian is talking about is american. really snotty pop-punk stuff...lyrics are usually about sodomy and drugs. i love them.

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:07 am

GWAR has some hilarious songs. I'm In Love With A Dead Dog, Slaughterama, and my favorite in their humorous lines, Fucking An Animal, are some of the funniest songs I've heard in a good while!

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:09 am

Anything by Tenacious D.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:44 am

Naga wrote:GWAR has some hilarious songs. I'm In Love With A Dead Dog, Slaughterama, and my favorite in their humorous lines, Fucking An Animal, are some of the funniest songs I've heard in a good while!

gwar kicks ass. it's all about the stage show... like kiss or alice cooper, but more so. how bout "Bring back the bomb"

"And while we're at it, let's go nuke Tibet
Let's vaporize the oceans with glee
Saving the whales an agenda for some
Nuking them sits well with me"

hilarious!

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:23 am

slackin@dabass wrote:
Naga wrote:GWAR has some hilarious songs. I'm In Love With A Dead Dog, Slaughterama, and my favorite in their humorous lines, Fucking An Animal, are some of the funniest songs I've heard in a good while!

gwar kicks ass. it's all about the stage show... like kiss or alice cooper, but more so. how bout "Bring back the bomb"

"And while we're at it, let's go nuke Tibet
Let's vaporize the oceans with glee
Saving the whales an agenda for some
Nuking them sits well with me"

hilarious!

Ha! Yeah, GWAR has some amazing stage shows! I've seen em twice! Same with Cooper, although I've only seen KISS once. Ole Alice has some pretty funny ones too. Can't Sleep, The Clowns Will Eat Me is pretty up there

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:04 pm

slackin@dabass wrote: it's all about the stage show... like alice cooper,

You can't be serious, or maybe you never really listened to Alice Cooper.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:28 pm

witchhunt wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote: it's all about the stage show... like alice cooper,
You can't be serious, or maybe you never really listened to Alice Cooper.

...I have and am glad he has a stage show.

gibson980 · Post by **gibson980** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG ... re=related

Some lyrics are absolutely halarious and some aren't, but this song always seem to make me crack up

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:53 pm

Alice is one of the most underrated songwriters and performers of the 70's, I think. The band had massive radio hits, classic rock gems, big production numbers, introspective ballads...I mean they could play, "I Love The Dead" and the pre-Goth crowd would dig it, "Go To Hell" and the metal crowd would be all over that, do "You And Me" and the little girls would get all moist, "Only Women Bleed" and housewives were all, "Yeah! That!" and on and on.
I've never been to an Alice show, it's ALWAYS been about his music for me.------->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:03 pm

Anyone remember Lenny and Squiggy, from the Lavern and Shirley show? Well they actually made an album. I have it on vinyl. It is funny. I bet that is one that even JP does not have.

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:14 pm

Spinal Tap

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:15 pm

Also George Jones' " Corvette Song "

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:33 pm

pretty much any song by the dead milkmen

Pizon · Post by **Pizon** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:44 pm

I have the lenny and squiggy album. For being comedians, they did a
good job with the stuff they did. I remember rollin on the floor when they did "Night after night" on the laverne and shirley show. A lot of
people have no clue that lenny is also in spinal tap. I have 2 albums by
them. great stuff!!!

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:00 pm

Any Mentors song...all of 'em are awesome!

RIP EL DUCE!!!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:44 pm

I can tell you what isn't even a little bit funny: Last week's American Idol "Grand Ol' Opry Night."
I figured if I was going to check out my first-ever episode of Idol, it would be to see how they treated traditional country in the bland style of American Idol. How sad.
First, nobody actually did much traditional country. There were a few 90's country-pop songs, but "Ain't Goin Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up" was the most country thing I saw, and that was a Garth Brooks rock song. Anytime a contestant would attempt something from country radio, they would be excoriated for being "too country," like that's bad or something. That retarded new judge was laughable in her ignorance of the entire genre. "I didn't even realize you were doing that song Opryland-style!" (Opryland is not a musical style, Opryland is a theme park in Nashville that went defunct 10 years ago)
That's when I flipped the channel, 34 minutes in. I missed the flamingly fabulous version of "Ring Of Fire" (saw it on The Soup last night), and I'm glad I did, because it was sacriledge, and I would have taken a sledgehammer to my TV. It was like someone singing the Star Spangled Banner with a F**k America T-shirt on. Talk about not having a clue! I don't know that dude's name, and I don't want to know. He's the next Sam Harris, and nothing more. (Sam Harris did the exact same act on "Star Search" in the 80's. He's the pecker-smooch responsible for every contestant having to hit the obligatory wiggly high-note in every song.)
What a disappointment, and I assumed it would be disappointing before I turned it on. Simon Cowell should be shot for what he's done to music, starting with the Spice Girls.

As for what makes me laugh, Kill your Speakers by Manowar gets me giggling everytime... actually, the song's funny enough, but the video... that's killer.--->JMS

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:18 pm

Frank Zappa has tons of funny shit. "Crew Slut," "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee," "Catholic Girls," etc...

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