PETA's at it again...

[Jim Price]

The latest from PETA, involving a regional event we look forward to every year...

http://www.wjactv.com/gant-daily/22353520/detail.html

One advantage; the robotic groundhog probably wouldn't bite its handlers...

[Jsun76]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? All this time I thought PETA meant People Eating Tasty Animals.

[witchhunt]

Every year I pray for Phil to rip one of those fat bastards' face off.

[Jim Price]

I always wondered if it was possible for a prankster to substitute another animal for Phil prior to the ceremony, such as a wild weasel or wolverine. That would be entertaining!

[f.sciarrillo]

PETA - People for Eating Tasty Animals .. As Ted Nugent says: "Kill it and grill it" ...

[songsmith]

I've eaten groundhog numerous times. Tastes like rabbit, to me. Kinda gamey, but okay... not my first choice in table-fare, but they're easy enough to hunt: Walk to field with gun of choice. Whistle real loud. When whistle-pig looks up to see who made noise, relieve him of this mortal coil. It's almost that easy, except you sometimes have to be a decent shot.
PETA just doesn't understand how delicious animals are. --->JMS

[f.sciarrillo]

I am surprised PETA doesn't try and raid chinese restaurants ...

[RFBuck]

I bet not one of those people have the little fat bastards eating up their gardens!!
I actually had one trying to make toothpicks out of my front porch steps once...brave sucker would sit right on my porch to get a good angle.
I took care of the problem......

[gibson980]

Get his cousin Gus from the PA lottery commercials, he said he'll do it. Keep on scratchin'!

[witchhunt]

I bet not one of those people have the little fat bastards eating up their gardens!!
I actually had one trying to make toothpicks out of my front porch steps once...brave sucker would sit right on my porch to get a good angle.
I took care of the problem......

I don't blame you. If a little fat Chinese bastard was eating my garden, I'd be pissed, too. Just remember, this planet belonged to the animals before man came along and have slowly been fucking it up ever since.

[JackANSI]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? All this time I thought PETA meant People Eating Tasty Animals.

At first I thought the title said "PETE'S at it again"

[RobTheDrummer]

I think it would be inhumane to let it go into the wilderness. That groundhog is fucking pampered!

[EyesOfAnguishbassist]

haha this is funny to me cuz this is where my band is from. All of them hate Groundhogs day or anytime we tell ppl where we're from

[ZappasXWife]

And have you ever seen an animal that looks more guilty as they slink away? Yea I love animals but those things are so destructive and ugly with those big yellow teeth. They can eat a whole garden in one night I think. I think Phil is probably treated pretty damn good. Better than he deserves the little bastard.

[Jim Price]

Thanks to our neighborhood groundhog, I lost my brussels sprouts crop and part of my broccoli crop from last year's garden. The damned thing was living underneath two sheds, one on my neighbor's property and under my shed. I evicted the groundhog from under my shed, and didn't really see much of it after the damage to my garden was done.

This year, my fences go up early in the garden, so hopefully there will be no repeat episode.

[f.sciarrillo]

Either way you look at it. PETA is full of psychos...

[songsmith]

Phil's handlers' response was that "Phil gets better treatment than most American children."
Awesome!--->JMS

[zman1200]

Road kill is a more humane way die for the cute little critters

[PStl]

if they can speak Grounhogese, like dude can, they can interview Phil afterward. Otherwise, he has a job to do!

[witchhunt]

ugly with those big yellow teeth.

You just described over half of the people in this country.