Doomsday report.. chilan quake shited earths axis..2012 !!

rickster · Post by **rickster** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:16 pm

headline news.. chile quake may have shifted the earths axis, shortned our days, and screwed with the rotation.. if i remember ..wasnt this somewhat the basis for 2012.. lol!! I know I know.. Bullshit.. but sounded good.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:18 pm

Please don't tell Al Gore, he's worried enough about Man-Bear-Pig.

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:21 pm

Just so people don't start looting and a mass panic...

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... tened-day/

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:33 pm

undercoverjoe wrote: Man-Bear-Pig.

I saw it. I swear.

thebattle · Post by **thebattle** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:03 pm

witchhunt wrote:
undercoverjoe wrote: Man-Bear-Pig.
I saw it. I swear.

is that what you got chained up in the back

Post by **Ron** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:12 pm

Man, I really missed that 1.26 millionths of a second on Saturday.

thebattle · Post by **thebattle** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:24 pm

Ron wrote:Man, I really missed that 1.26 millionths of a second on Saturday.

LOL

Post by **Jim Price** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:25 pm

I better go get stocked up on the bread, milk, butter and eggs...French toast will certainly be in short supply!

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:04 am

Look out, that is going to be the main basis for global warming. Or was it global warming that was the reason for it? Either way, I am stocking up on my supplies before it gets really serious.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:20 am

thebattle wrote:
witchhunt wrote:
undercoverjoe wrote: Man-Bear-Pig.
I saw it. I swear.
is that what you got chained up in the back

No man, that's the ol' lady. Show a little respect, wil ya?

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:46 am

I'm starting a global re-population committee. Kinda like a "David Koresh" style cult errr....committee, with me as the leader. Currently seeking 3000 or more beautiful women to join me in my compound errr.....fall-out shelter. Will be responsible for pleasing me err......mating with me before, during, and after the global catastrophe. Together we can not only re-populate the planet but save mankind as we know it.

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JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:52 am

bassist4life2004 wrote:I'm starting a global re-population committee. Kinda like a "David Koresh" style cult errr....committee, with me as the leader. Currently seeking 3000 or more beautiful women to join me in my compound errr.....fall-out shelter. Will be responsible for pleasing me err......mating with me before, during, and after the global catastrophe. Together we can not only re-populate the planet but save mankind as we know it.

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f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:59 am

bassist4life2004 wrote:I'm starting a global re-population committee. Kinda like a "David Koresh" style cult errr....committee, with me as the leader. Currently seeking 3000 or more beautiful women to join me in my compound errr.....fall-out shelter. Will be responsible for pleasing me err......mating with me before, during, and after the global catastrophe. Together we can not only re-populate the planet but save mankind as we know it.

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This should be made post of the year ..

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:09 pm

bassist4life2004 wrote:I'm starting a global re-population committee. Kinda like a "David Koresh" style cult errr....committee, with me as the leader. Currently seeking 3000 or more beautiful women to join me in my compound errr.....fall-out shelter. Will be responsible for pleasing me err......mating with me before, during, and after the global catastrophe. Together we can not only re-populate the planet but save mankind as we know it.

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Just wait until you have to help change 3000 poopie diapers at the same time.

timemoney0 · Post by **timemoney0** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:42 pm

Will there be wings in new world?

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:04 am

timemoney0 wrote:Will there be wings in new world?

i think the new world will be smart enough not to create a tv show like wings.

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:30 am

"Wings" was a great show!!

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:01 am

I agree. I loved wings .. Amy Yasbeck was hot. In fact, she is still hot !!

Paul McCartney and Wings was great as well ,, Then so are bbq wings, hot wings, garlic wings, honey wings. Now I am hungry ...

joltinjeff · Post by **joltinjeff** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:47 am

f.sciarrillo wrote:I agree. I loved wings .. Amy Yasbeck was hot. In fact, she is still hot !!

Paul McCartney and Wings was great as well ,, Then so are bbq wings, hot wings, garlic wings, honey wings. Now I am hungry ...

Be careful when asking about wings .... you could get some femine product with wings and that could be messier than good ol chicken wings

"I have fought many a bloody battle!"