USB tech is satanic....you gotta be kidding me...

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KeithReynolds
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USB tech is satanic....you gotta be kidding me...

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USB Technology is of Satan.. You are satanic if you use it!!!!!!

Crazy Brazilian Cult!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Have you ever considered how your choice of peripheral interface conforms with your religious beliefs? We didn't think so, but apparently the members of an evangelical sect in Brazil has, having outlawed the use of USB by its members because it is heavily implicated with the devil.

According to Bobolhando (courtesy of The Guardian), followers of the cult Paz do Senhor Amado ('Peace of the beloved Lord') have been forbidden from using the interface because of its trident-shaped logo.

The sect's founder, Apostle Welder Saldanha explained that "the symbol of [USB] is a trident, which is used to torture souls that go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of that vile technology are actually worshipers of Satan."

Efforts are apparently being made to help followers purge their homes of the technology and replace it with something more suitable. It would appear that FireWire, serial and PS2 connections are all acceptable, though Bluetooth is considered to be the best alternative. The wireless standard has been selected because "blue was the colour of the eyes of our saviour Jesus Christ". It's not clear if wireless USB - which has a different logo - is any less satanic.

Not being able to use USB will obviously limit the followers's choices for portable data-storage, but really, that's a small price to pay to bring your computer one step closer to the divine."


Why is Brazil even still a country????
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What a crock of shit...Guess they don't chew Trident or eat with forks either...Fucking religious idiots.

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That right there is a prime example of stupidity.
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Wasn't Jesus an Israeli Jew? Blue eyes?
Of course that would allow the rest of the argument... that USB symbol does look dangerous... the square and round points aren't much to be afraid of, but that arrow looks painfully pointy. I wouldn't want that thing poking me for all eternity. :lol: And to have to feel those 5 volts of DC coursing through my body, it's too much to bear. I raise my tortured eyes to the heavens and cry out in my agony,... "OMG! Doomed to a lake of Firewire! Interface with me O Lord, and save my files, as Thou hast done since at least Windows 95!"
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You'd think that burning in hell would have more of a ring to it.



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:shock:

Really?

I mean...really?

*facepalm* Jesus jetpacking Christ...

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