Good Laugh!!!

stratobastard27 · Post by **stratobastard27** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:19 am

Just thought I'd bring this up....

I had a guy that worked for me a few years ago at the Pizza Hut I was managing, and apparently he fancies himself a musician. While we were in the back prepping dough, he actually asked me (and I QUOTE verbatim)
"Dude, how can they consider Vince Neil a tenor? He's like a fiver or sixer at best!" I swear I couldn't make that up! Just ask MERGE. He knows the guy pretty well too.

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:55 am

Stratobastard isn't making this up, he actually said that!! This guy is a huge Motley Crue fan. He quit one band because they wouldn't become a Motley Crue tribute band.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:12 am

WOW...

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:22 am

Merge wrote:Stratobastard isn't making this up, he actually said that!! This guy is a huge Motley Crue fan. He quit one band because they wouldn't become a Motley Crue tribute band.

Anyone that says that should never be in a Crue tribute band...ever.

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:41 am

If you knew this guy, Victor, you'd know that he shouldn't play in any band, ever!!

stratobastard27 · Post by **stratobastard27** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:46 am

Do you still have that track of him, Merge? If so, could you post it here?

EyesOfAnguishbassist · Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:03 am

LMAO, thats priceless

stratobastard27 · Post by **stratobastard27** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:09 am

...wait till you hear his cover song.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:34 pm

If anyone sees my sense of humor laying around please tell it to come back. Because I don't get this.

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:14 am

When this guy asked why Vince Neil was called a tenor, he thought his vocal ability was being judged on a scale of 1 to 10.

Let me search around, I'll find the song you're talking about, Aaron.

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:16 am

DirtySanchez wrote:If anyone sees my sense of humor laying around please tell it to come back. Because I don't get this.

Ok. Tenor is obviously a vocal part. This guy being described is saying that Vince is a fiver or sixer at best. Apparently, the guy doesn't know what a tenor is and is thinking that tenor is a rating. Like on a scale of one to ten, or in this case, oner to tenor. Aside from being stupid because of the misinterpretation, he's obviously a dumbass if he claims to be a singer and doesn't know what a tenor voice is.

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:32 am

Let me find this song, Victor, and you'll see just how bad this guy is.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:49 pm

I thought the guy was trying to make an unfunny joke.

Apparently he's just an idiot.

Except for the fact that on a scale of 1-10 Vince is probably a 5 or 6.
He nailed that.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:00 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:I thought the guy was trying to make an unfunny joke.

Apparently he's just an idiot.

Except for the fact that on a scale of 1-10 Vince is probably a 5 or 6.
He nailed that.

On a scale of 1 to 10...you're an 8.

Haha I said urinate.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:04 pm

You're an 8'er- sounds like a judas priest album.

I sound more like the #2. I'm a deucer.

stratobastard27 · Post by **stratobastard27** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:03 pm

Oh, this guy isn't just a singer. He's a jack-off of all trades. He stinks up a kit as well as he does a bass or guitar AND a mic. I almost feel sorry for him. I dunno, you'd just have to know this dumbass. He's got the dream, he's GOING to the big time. All he needs is some talent. Oh yeah, and he looks like the worst (ugliest) qualities of Geddy Lee and Joe Perry. And his nose looks like a pecker. I swear to god. Check him out. I'm www.myspace.com/stratobastard27 , and he's Charlie somewhere in my friends. I'll put him in my top 8 so he's easier to locate. To search me, I'm 28 years old, Frostburg, MD is 21532

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:13 pm

Imagine how much more arrogant he would be if he knew we were talking about him, lol.

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:09 am

Dayum! That guy fell out of the ugly tree head first hitting every branch on the way down. Then someone picked up one of those branches and beat him with it. Sure hope he don't breed.

WerewolfMovies · Post by **WerewolfMovies** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:09 pm

Priceless!

Vette Lover · Post by **Vette Lover** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:56 am

Holy Shit, I'm glad I don't know anyone on here! I'd hate to have to come across something like this...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:42 am

Ouch! Dude looks like "Big Bird" on crack!
Of course, I mean that in the kindest way.

boot-man · Post by **boot-man** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:18 am

i've met some clueless people in my time but this guy takes the cake. i look up the word "duh" in the dictionary and no shit there was his picture

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:22 am

Rating a tenor on a scale is like asking me if I can play 32nd notes without a given tempo or time sig(which has been done)....a true dumbass.

"hey man, can you play 32nd notes?" ummmm, sure.

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:42 am

His name should be Douche LaRouche.
That picture of him and his girl with the caption Bad Umen is awesome.
What the hell is Bad Umen?

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:10 pm

Mistress_DB wrote:Dayum! That guy fell out of the ugly tree head first hitting every branch on the way down. Then someone picked up one of those branches and beat him with it. Sure hope he don't breed.

LMAO

Backlash Bass wrote:Ouch! Dude looks like "Big Bird" on crack!

LMAO

PlasteredBastards wrote:His name should be Douche LaRouche.

LMAO

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