Amish Midgets... You've never seen one... EVER

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:54 pm

and I wonder why..

Amish are just a people of a different belief, and lifestyle... they are not a specific breed or genus, so with that stated they are just as capable of having a midget baby as anybody else... but you never see one, and you never hear about them...

if you google "Amish Midget", you find nothing except things with the words "Amish" and "Midget" somewhere in the documentation... but never together...

I guarantee you they exist... but for only a short period of time, before they're taken care of. "Why?" you ask... well it's simple..

How in the world would a Midget be capable of building a barn out of cardboard... much less 10 barns made of actual wood...

Think about it...

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:09 am

You know, I've never really thought of that before.
I was with an Amish girl already.
It was a few years ago, I was driving home and I saw she had gotten a flat tire on her bicycle, so I offered her a ride home, and a few snorts of this Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Then I took a 'short cut' on a back road, and she proceeded to have her way with me.

They get really weird when they drink alcohol, I'm glad I never married one.

.......Deep Thoughts by: metalchurch

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:10 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:12 am

We were gonna take her old man's wagon out for the night cause it's easier on gas.
But I didn't want to get road head from an amish chick on those rural PA back roads.

LOL

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:30 am

You just acheived god status. haha

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:30 am

Rofl..!

Clippity-Clop Clippity-Clop Clippity-Clop Bang-Bang....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Amish drive by shooting.

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:01 am

LMFAO!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE STILL TOOK THE ROADHEAD LOL.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:31 am

OK, So I just spent 20 minutes of my night doing a Google Image search on Amish midgets/Dwarves etc. Your right! I guess they all must be working as yard gnomes or something.

EyesOfAnguishbassist · Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:50 am

Haha our drummer is from belleville so i see the amish a few times a week, never seen any midgets though..

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:28 pm

they use them for digging wells and building foundations, thats why you don't see them

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:33 pm

jangel wrote:they use them for digging wells and building foundations, thats why you don't see them

LMAO! That would suck having to reach UP to milk a cow.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:40 pm

actually....amish midgets have their beards dyed red. then they are sold to the irish to pose as leprechauns.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:40 am

backlash bass wrote:
That would suck having to reach UP to milk a cow.

I've milked cows by hand, and that's funny right there.

I sort of remember seeing one at The Green Dragon farmer's market in Ephrata. He just looked like any other little dude. I had a friend who was a little guy, for real, he was f*cking hilarious and a really nice kid.

As for the Amish, I was raised around 'em, so they're just Amish to me. Although I must admit, I once saw an Amish rock band in New Holland, PA at a bar called The Keg. I thought it was a gimmick, and told the bartender it was the funniest schtick I ever saw, and he said they were for real. They're allowed to use electric tools to make money, including playing music that's forbidden in the church. Still, it was funny as hell. They played bar-band stuff from that time... they played Hurts So Good by John Cougar, and I thought I'd die from their thick PA Dutch accents.
Not quite road-head, but cool in and of itself.

---->JMS

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:27 am

Actually...you would need to use the politically correct word when googling - the term "midget" is not longer socially acceptable...they prefer to be called Little People. Seriously...do you not watch the Roloffs?

Here is a link to a specific form of dwarfism that affects the Amish community: http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v24/n3 ... 0_203.html

*I need to get a life*

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:44 pm

HarleyRo1 wrote: Seriously...do you not watch the Roloffs?

HA! No I don't, but my wife is addicted to it! I'll walk through the room and she'll be 2 hours into a midget marathon and I'll find somewhere else to go.

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:25 pm

I found one

tshovel · Post by **tshovel** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:02 am

WOW!!

that was the funnist thing ive heard all day!!! YES !lolollolo

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:48 am

moxham123 wrote:I found one

This cookie eatin mofo is merely a poser.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:06 am

Actually there is one that works at a sawmill near Thompsontown. (Or was it a hollow tree?????)

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:38 am

What about underwear gnomes?

floodcitybrass · Post by **floodcitybrass** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:45 pm

I couldn't find any either. But I stumbled upon and AMish AIrlines Picture:

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:42 am

Now thats funny!!!

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:49 pm

This thread: WTF FTW! Yeah!!!

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:19 am

floodcitybrass wrote:I couldn't find any either. But I stumbled upon and AMish AIrlines Picture:

The one in the purple...with the black bonnet - that's me - the rebel - and I don't wear underwear under my skirt.

karakise · Post by **karakise** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:02 pm

metalchurch wrote:You know, I've never really thought of that before.
I was with an Amish girl already.
It was a few years ago, I was driving home and I saw she had gotten a flat tire on her bicycle, so I offered her a ride home, and a few snorts of this Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Then I took a 'short cut' on a back road, and she proceeded to have her way with me.

They get really weird when they drink alcohol, I'm glad I never married one.

.......Deep Thoughts by: metalchurch

I sure hope it was bath day

rockpage.net

Amish Midgets... You've never seen one... EVER

Amish Midgets... You've never seen one... EVER

Amish

Amish

Midget

midget

Re: Amish