Lies Inc Announces the "Believe the Lie" Contest

grimmbass · Post by **grimmbass** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:08 pm

Lies Inc announces our first ever "Believe the Lie" Contest. We are seeking the best lies ever told to use as part of our website/stage show/etc, and we need YOUR help!

How the contest works:

1. Post your favorite lie on this thread by February 8.
2. The Lies Inc gang will read all of the lies and vote on which ones we feel are the best (i.e. most universal, told most often, etc).
3. We will announce first and second place winners on February 10.
4. Examples: "The check is in the mail," "I'll still respect you in the morning." You get the drift.

First Prize:
A Lies Inc t-shirt and cd.

Second Prize:
A Lies Inc cd.

Da rules:
1. You can post as many times as you like.
2. T-shirt winner must be willing to be photographed wearing the t-shirt.
3. Winners will be announced on Rockpage.
4. Lies Inc reserves the right to award any/all prizes to hot chicks who haven't even participated and to accept bribes to win the contest (Just kidding...really!).

So what's your favorite lie?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:40 pm

I know what Hawk's are:

1) "Read my lips, no new taxes."

2) Mission accomplished."

r:>)

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:34 pm

"I feel your pain"

"I didn't inhale"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Ok Ok, lets stay away from politics!!!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:36 pm

1) "It's okay, I'll pull out just before I get my cookies."

2) "Sure, we'd still be together if I hit the lottery."

3) "I have no idea why I'd get an e-mail from LesbianCheerleaderBarnyard.com, honey. It must just be a random spam thing."

4) "I'm seriously cutting down on weed."

5) "No, I don't masturbate. I have self-control."

6) "No really, I wasn't looking at that jailbait's big boobs. They're not THAT nice."

7) "I'm gonna **** your brains out all night long!" (it's the "all night long" part that gets ya)

8 ) "Not everybody goes to Iraq, y'know."--- Army recruiter.

9) "The reason Republicans lost the majority in Congress is because they weren't conservative enough."--- Sean Hannity

10) "I usually last a lot longer than that."

------------------>JMS

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:43 pm

This is a pretty sweet concept...

It was even sweeter when the All American Rejects used it for their music video for "Dirty Little Secret"..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys55m_xhsvY

oh, yeah... Seether did a concept like this, too... for their "Disclaimer" cd. Only instead of lies, they had people hold poster boards with quotes or sayings on them. That was cool, too...

webmiztris · Post by **webmiztris** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:47 pm

My favorite lie this week was "The Castle Pub cancels bands and DOESN'T EVEN LET THEM KNOW!" That one really was a fucking gem.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:08 pm

Barfight wrote:This is a pretty sweet concept...

It was even sweeter when the All American Rejects used it for their music video for "Dirty Little Secret"..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys55m_xhsvY

oh, yeah... Seether did a concept like this, too... for their "Disclaimer" cd. Only instead of lies, they had people hold poster boards with quotes or sayings on them. That was cool, too...

Yeah, there were like 12 different variations of the "Disclaimer" CD cover.

r:>)

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:37 pm

"the Warehouse is under new management, and they're running things different"

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:39 pm

Baceman Spiff wrote:"the Warehouse is under new management, and they're running things different"

LMMFAO!!!!!

r:>)

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:43 pm

"I can quit any time I want."

"I like all kinds of music."

"It's not a skirt, it's a kilt."

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:52 pm

Aspirin will bring a dead hooker back to life.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:55 pm

"Yes, we'll play 'Sweet Home Alabama' next set ... have another beer."

r:>)

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:59 pm

"Yes, we'll play 'Down with the Sickness' next set ... have another beer."

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:00 pm

Hurricane wrote:"Yes, we'll play 'Down with the Sickness' next set ... have another beer."

LMMFAO!!!

EDIT: Truth be told (no pun intended), we played, "Sweet Home" last Friday in Huntingdon and people lost their effing minds ...

r:>)

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:09 pm

DrumAndDestroy wrote:Aspirin will bring a dead hooker back to life.

BUT YOU KEEP BELIEVING IT, TIME, AFTER TIME, AFER TIME.

Of course...the follow up is "It think she's getting warmer...Think it'd be okay now?".

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:47 pm

Mmmmm, that was good hon! i'm stuffed!

Post by **Jim Price** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:49 pm

"If you don't forward this email to 10 other people, something very bad is going to happen to you in the next 48 hours."

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:01 pm

Um. I can't think of anything to post here.

bassgirl · Post by **bassgirl** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:20 pm

You have won the Ugandan lottery, if you send me $2000, your credit card info and your bank information ASAP, I will deposit your winnings into your bank account.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:26 pm

I do not like beans.

r:>)

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:54 pm

"If you ask them if they are a cop they have to tell you."

"You do that so much better than your sister does."

"You can only get addicted if you use it intravenously."

"I swear, it's not contagious."

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:42 pm

"Free beer and women at every show"
"The only band with strippers"
"Skynyrd Cover Band"
"Sumo-Suit Mosh Pitting"
"We all went to Berklee"
"I love you too, honey"
"She told me she was 18"
"Everything I say is a lie... except that, and that, and that, and that" (and keep going till you get a drumstick in the back of the head)
"20% of our profits go to curing cancer!"

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:13 pm

As told by grimmbass: "Did I mention that we're bringing a truckload of Playboy Playmates who will be handing out free drinks? Or that we're giving away a new car? Or that Dax will be playing without pants?"

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:42 am

Of course I'll still blow you after we're married...

Yes, baby you are the biggest I've ever had...

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:29 am

Hmmm....great lies...

"Hey BDRob, I hear you booked Bad Daze at The Club Car for Halloween. They're gonna pay you really good money at the end of the night!"

"Meh, he's okay" - overheard from a bar patron watching Felix Kos play guitar. Seriously. I about punched the dude.

"Aw, dude, I suck." - Rob Bonsall on his own drumming ability.

"Aw, dude, I suck." - Johnny "Songsmith" Stevens on his musical ability.

"That should take care of it." - My HVAC guy when "fixing" my fucking furnace.