The Who Would Win in a Fight Thread

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:17 pm

Sonic

vs.

Mario

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:32 pm

Mario would roll Sonic up and smoke him.

EyesOfAnguishbassist · Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:28 pm

Mario with or without Yoshi??

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:59 pm

mario!

mistikalvalkrie · Post by **mistikalvalkrie** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:54 pm

The answer to every question: Chuck Norris

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Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:59 pm

Chuck Norris sucks.
We dont need those stupid Chuck statements and posts again! It was a Chuck Norris fansite for a week here!

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:12 pm

i think somone's jealous of chuck norris...

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:13 pm

damnit....

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:14 pm

called it

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:20 pm

how will i ever be the same???

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:22 pm

Alright then...

Chuck Norris

vs.

Steven Seagal

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:26 pm

oh, that's easy, Chuck Norris!

You know, Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex unless the woman dies...

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:30 pm

Steven Segal would win cause he recorded an album. Gives him much more power over the Chuckled one, as he can serenade him before kicking his ass.

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:30 pm

Steven Segal. Easily.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:35 pm

Found these facts, Chuck lovers!

Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and the Total Gym sold out for the same reason: they're both CHEAP.

Chuck Norris’ farts smell like Vaseline.

Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.

Chuck Norris was the original choice to play the lead role in the movie, "Boys Don't Cry". Hilary Swank replaced him because test audiences found him to be gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys.

Chuck Norris loves hemorrhoids. He calls them "speed bumps."

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:21 pm

hahaha

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:39 pm

Kimbo Slice vs 10 Random Rockpagers

alster5356 · Post by **alster5356** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:41 pm

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Vs.

Manbearpig

mistikalvalkrie · Post by **mistikalvalkrie** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:53 pm

Manbearpig....Dog seems like kidn of a pussy when it coems down to it

Okay okay...Chuck or Bruce Lee?

I'm going with Bruce here, personally

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:58 pm

Bruce Ree!

RLeahey14 · Post by **RLeahey14** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:12 pm

I'm going to go with Uncle Jesse here.

http://www.wwujd.com/

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:44 pm

alster5356 wrote:Dog the Bounty Hunter

Vs.

Manbearpig

The Dog, because mullets always trump everything.

Hannah Montana

vs.

Lizzie McGuire

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:47 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Kimbo Slice vs 10 Random Rockpagers

I could kill Kimbo Slice... and so could you.

Duck that mother fucker's every move for about 2 minutes... and you're good to go.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:46 pm

Barfight wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:Kimbo Slice vs 10 Random Rockpagers
I could kill Kimbo Slice... and so could you.

Duck that mother fucker's every move for about 2 minutes... and you're good to go.

Yea right! Bas Rutten was training him to fight Tank!

Feelgood · Post by **Feelgood** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:08 am

His wouldn't even be a contest. Mario, all day. Hell, Luigi could take Sonic.