Nickleback frontman admits he likes chin-nuts

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:46 am

There's an old saying that you can take any guy, regardless of how ugly, give him a guitar, throw him onstage, and women will line up to fuck it.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:22 pm

not all women are like that, haha. just the special ones.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:23 pm

Here's the final verse of "Rockstar" that was censored by the record company.

Now that I'm finally a big rock star
I don't haveta blow myself, anymore
I had to get my knees up behind my head
Twisted like a pretzel, upon my bed, if my
Dick was just a little longer
And my back was just, a little stronger
I could deep-throat my meat, who needs a chick
If I could only swallow, my own fuckin dick
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:27 pm

hahhaaha

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:19 pm

I like Nickleback. That last album was pretty good.....

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:20 pm

Bag wrote:Here's the final verse of "Rockstar" that was censored by the record company.

Now that I'm finally a big rock star
I don't haveta blow myself, anymore
I had to get my knees up behind my head
Twisted like a pretzel, upon my bed, if my
Dick was just a little longer
And my back was just, a little stronger
I could deep-throat my meat, who needs a chick
If I could only swallow, my own fuckin dick
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock

Bag you should rewrite all of their songs and start a tribute band.
Good stuff!