Terrible Advice

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:07 am

The gamers on my website started a thread like this (actually, a school teacher), and its quite fun, so I thought I'd see if it could kick off here. I bet we'd have some better (or at least crazier) responses.

The idea is that one person asks a question, asking advice. The next person answers the question as horrible and wrong as possible. The person who replied then adds his own question for the next person to answer.

Example:
Q: How should i break up with my girlfriend? I want to let her down easy.
Next person: Just fuck her best freind.
(then adds his own question)

Ill start with:
Where should I go to buy a nice guitar?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:38 am

Wally mart.

Q. Where do I get my guitar tuned up?

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:58 am

Tune it? Dont bother, it sounds fine as it is. Nobody will notice.

How many bands should we get for the next benefit gig?

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:32 am

Q. "How many bands should we get for the next benefit gig?"

A. I wouldn't worry about any bands, just get a DJ.

Does this bass make me look fat?

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:50 am

Q Does this bass make me look fat?

A. Gee I thought it was trout season!

Q. What do you get for your wife on her birthday?

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:57 am

a vaccum cleaner.

what kind of bass amp should i buy?

AllHolLowsEVe · Post by **AllHolLowsEVe** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:01 am

A. a 10 watt guitar amp.

Q. how do i get girls to like me?

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:07 am

A: Don't shower and call every girl you see "Sugar-Tits" or "Hey Cunt"

Q: How can I tell if I have a VD?

todd17063 · Post by **todd17063** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:57 am

Q. HOW CAN I TELL IF I HAVE VD ?

A. IF IT HASN'T FALLEN OFF YET YOUR GOOD TO GO

Q. IF A PERSON DATES THIER MOM DO THEY HAVE TO STILL CALL HER "MOM" ?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:19 am

Q. IF A PERSON DATES THIER MOM DO THEY HAVE TO STILL CALL HER "MOM" ?

A: Only during threesomes with Grandma.

Q: What's the best way to lose weight fast?

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:52 am

Q: What's the best way to lose weight fast?

box of exlax washed down with a quart of prune juice.

what's the cheapest way to show someone you love them?

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:54 am

Tell them they make your dick hard, or your twat wet.

What's the best way to store vinyl records?

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:12 am

thought you were supposed to give me terrible advice bag. That sounds pretty sound to me.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:49 pm

What's the best way to store vinyl records?

A: Outside in the yard
Q: I'm thinking of eating out tonight in Altoona, where should I go?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:57 pm

ZappasXWife wrote: Q: I'm thinking of eating out tonight in Altoona, where should I go?

I'm not even touching that one ...

r:>)

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:17 pm

ZappasXWife wrote:

Q: I'm thinking of eating out tonight in Altoona, where should I go?

A: Who cares. Just post pics afterwards.

Q: Who farted?

MoonManTom · Post by **MoonManTom** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:24 pm

Q: Who farted?

Michael Moore, causes he a ... well you know!

Question: Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers?

todd17063 · Post by **todd17063** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:17 pm

Question: Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers?

Answer: because all the " round hamburgers" were already taken.

Question: how many Altoona Crack whores does it take to screw in a light bulb?

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:04 pm

Q: how many Altoona Crack whores does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, they hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.

Q: When will i know it's the right time to propose to my G/F?

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:07 pm

during anal sex.

Will the Clubcar ever pay Bad Daze?

mistikalvalkrie · Post by **mistikalvalkrie** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:17 pm

Will the Clubcar ever pay Bad Daze?

Only if they bring guns to pass out to the audience

Who should I hire to fix my roof?

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:36 pm

mistikalvalkrie wrote:
Who should I hire to fix my roof?

Bad Daze

How can I help in the fight against STD's?

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:44 pm

Quit showering.

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

MoonManTom · Post by **MoonManTom** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:53 pm

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

Ron Jeremy!

So WHO should I vote for???

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:06 pm

MoonManTom wrote:So WHO should I vote for???

None of the above.

Q: Why did the chicken really cross the road?