The official Who Would Win in a Fight Thread of Rockpage

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:14 am

This was originally a thread of questionable subject matter, and in order to keep the sqeaky clean image of Rockpage, I've changed this to the official Vs. thread of Rockpage.

Okay...

Eminem vs. Vanilla Ice

I have a question · Post by **I have a question** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:23 am

Is this a fist fight or a rap-off?

I have a question · Post by **I have a question** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:25 am

Did you ever see that movie 8 Mile where it said that living in a trailer park can kill you quickly.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:28 am

I have a question wrote:Have you never done booty bumps? What's wrong with you?

LOL Apparently not. I had to look up what was a booty bump. Apparently, I'm more square than I had originall thought I was.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:30 am

I have a question wrote: Do you think you should put a disclaimer on your post?

Ice Vs. Eminem...guess it depends on if Suge Knight is involved somehow.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:31 am

Hahaha Suge Knight!

I have a question · Post by **I have a question** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:34 am

Did you realize I didn't copy that? Do you think you'd better watch who you diss , you'll end up like Biggie Small!!

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:37 am

Indeed.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:41 am

metalchurch wrote:I've done lines off of girls tits before, does that count?

Got pictures?

I have a question · Post by **I have a question** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:42 am

Good thing...some observations for you (and I'm straying from my question format:) 1: You & Vanilla Ice have a ptche quality that brings tears to my eyes 2: I'm going to bring my glasses, and my shoes, too.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:46 am

I have a question wrote: 1: You & Metalchurch have avatars that are too similar...

Yeah, I've been meaning to change my avatar. I found that avatar on a worst album covers webpage when I got the picture for the "Braillettes Gig" thread. The fact that someone thought a Les Paul neck coming out of a dude's pants all phallic-like was a good idea for an album cover was too campy for me to pass up as an avatar.

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:27 pm

Okay, Paul, here's one since you're a bassist...

Geddy Lee (Rush) versus Chris Squire (Yes).

I have a question · Post by **I have a question** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:50 pm

Did you ever painti your finger like a worm & put in in the bottom of a box of popcorn to scare the girl you're sitting next to at the movies?

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:56 pm

I have a question wrote:Did you ever painti your finger like a worm & put in in the bottom of a box of popcorn to scare the girl you're sitting next to at the movies?

Finger? Look up the lyrics to the Starz song, COOL ONE.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:06 pm

This thread confuses me.

r:>)

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:19 pm

YOUR NOT HE ONLY ONE.

mistikalvalkrie · Post by **mistikalvalkrie** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:55 pm

ToonaRockGuy wrote:Okay, Paul, here's one since you're a bassist...

Geddy Lee (Rush) versus Chris Squire (Yes).

Geddy Lee is actually a superhuman posing as a regular human...he's kind of like Superman, you can't actually damage him except by pieces of his destroyed homeworld...

I know that was a question for Paul...but can you tell I'm a Rush fan?

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:09 pm

mistikalvalkrie wrote:
ToonaRockGuy wrote:Okay, Paul, here's one since you're a bassist...

Geddy Lee (Rush) versus Chris Squire (Yes).
Geddy Lee is actually a superhuman posing as a regular human...he's kind of like Superman, you can't actually damage him except by pieces of his destroyed homeworld...

I know that was a question for Paul...but can you tell I'm a Rush fan?

Ah yes, but therein lies the rub...Chris Squire is just as good if not better than Geddy. So who wins?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:20 pm

mistikalvalkrie wrote:Geddy Lee is actually a superhuman posing as a regular human...he's kind of like Superman, you can't actually damage him except by pieces of his destroyed homeworld...

Lovin' the Superman reference.

r:>)

Post by **Ron** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:37 pm

Geddy could put him in a headlock, punch him in the face, kick him in the shins and shout obscenities at him... all at the same time.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:28 pm

I seem to recall a confrontation in the early 80's between Geddy and David Lee Roth. The way I remember it, Geddy finished it with one punch, and Rockzo the Clown lied about it in the press for a month. I'd give cash money to see Geddy throwing some whoopass on somebody. You just wouldn't expect it.

----->JMS

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:00 pm

songsmith wrote:I seem to recall a confrontation in the early 80's between Geddy and David Lee Roth. The way I remember it, Geddy finished it with one punch, and Rockzo the Clown lied about it in the press for a month. I'd give cash money to see Geddy throwing some whoopass on somebody. You just wouldn't expect it. ----->JMS

I'd like to find that one on youtube!

Rockzo the clown is an arrogant dude who got too big for his spandex really fast.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:33 pm

I love how Metalocalypse makes Rockzo the Clown so obviously David Lee Roth! His speaking voice is different, but when he sings, it's a dead-on impression of DLR. "I do cocaine!"
Don't get me wrong, though. I really liked DLR-era Van Halen... at least the first 3 albums... then it got too big and mainstream.--->JMS

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:40 pm

Yep, the first 3 albums are classics for sure. I also like some songs on their 4th one "Fair Warning", but after that it kind of went down hill fast.