Altoona Curve National Anthem Tryouts 2-7-09

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:47 pm

Metalhead wrote:i was wondering if i could try out. I drink 5 thirty packs a day smoke 2 packs of smokes a day ,and im missing all my teeth except three. O yea and im bald and always wear a truckers hat with jean cut off shorts a pair of hight top work boots and a metallica shirt..

DAD!!!! IS THAT YOU????

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:50 pm

Ron wrote:
felix'apprentice wrote:... i do believe thats the definition of Fugly.
Not even close, haha.

WOW!!

Why am I hearin the "In Living Color's" ""Lower Expectations"(dating site) music???

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:08 pm

I think that Lower Expectations is Mad TV.

Man, I miss In Living Color, though. Nothing will top the skits of the guys selling hot merch. out of the back of a van in an infomercial format.

"Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money"

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:23 pm

I hate to be the Cheerio's pisser, but what I see in that picture is someone on the happiest day she may ever have. If ugly's a crime, then I'm headed for The Chair... I just can't judge her on her looks, and feel okay with it.
If pictures are any indication, according to Rockpage, I'm 4 feet tall, weigh 400 lbs, have 14 chins, and can barely stay awake onstage. This is only partially true.

In addition, I've met most of you all in real life as well, and few of us are doing much modeling.
I'd accept both of those folks if they showed up at one of my gigs. I know you guys are just playin', but I just feel weird being mean.--->JMS

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:46 pm

songsmith wrote: I'm 4 feet tall, weigh 400 lbs, have 14 chins, and can barely stay awake onstage.

Dad. Is that you?

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:13 pm

Songsmith,

The way you described yourself, you sound like Jabba The Hut. LOL

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:00 pm

I think a lot of people refer to me as Jabber the Hut, maybe.

--->JMS

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:16 pm

songsmith wrote:I think a lot of people refer to me as Jabber the Hut, maybe. --->JMS

Or Johnny the Hut.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:54 am

I love the fact that Steamer is a big, green water bong.

r:>)

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:15 am

songsmith wrote:I hate to be the Cheerio's pisser, but what I see in that picture is someone on the happiest day she may ever have. If ugly's a crime, then I'm headed for The Chair... I just can't judge her on her looks, and feel okay with it.
If pictures are any indication, according to Rockpage, I'm 4 feet tall, weigh 400 lbs, have 14 chins, and can barely stay awake onstage. This is only partially true. In addition, I've met most of you all in real life as well, and few of us are doing much modeling.
I'd accept both of those folks if they showed up at one of my gigs. I know you guys are just playin', but I just feel weird being mean.--->JMS

I agree bad karma.. I would have loved to play their wedding. There is a lid for every pot. I would love to be love like that... Deb

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:40 am

BadDazeRob wrote:I love the fact that Steamer is a big, green water bong.

r:>)

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:43 am

songsmith wrote:I hate to be the Cheerio's pisser, but what I see in that picture is someone on the happiest day she may ever have. If ugly's a crime, then I'm headed for The Chair... I just can't judge her on her looks, and feel okay with it.
If pictures are any indication, according to Rockpage, I'm 4 feet tall, weigh 400 lbs, have 14 chins, and can barely stay awake onstage. This is only partially true. In addition, I've met most of you all in real life as well, and few of us are doing much modeling.
I'd accept both of those folks if they showed up at one of my gigs. I know you guys are just playin', but I just feel weird being mean.--->JMS

Good man John

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:31 pm

Wow. I hope you all feel better.

Go protest larry the cable guy for picking on retards now.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:47 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:Wow. I hope you all feel better.

Go protest larry the cable guy for picking on retards now.

I know you're just joshing, that the tone was light. I know you didn't mean anything by it, I just felt bad being mean.
Looks can be deceiving. Look at Bobby Lee of The Grimm & Lies Inc. That's one thorougly imposing dude, right there. The first time I ever saw him, I made my snap decision: leave that dude alone, he looks like he'd break your neck for looking at him wrong. What's he go, 350lbs, nose ring, black eyeliner, leather everything. He's a scary guy in full stage-mode. Then you meet him, shake hands, and talk awhile. You'll never meet a sweeter guy. Really.
I like a good joke, but I'm just not pretty enough myself to throw stones. I think you get what I'm saying, Brian. I'm just being premenstrual, I guess.

--->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:35 pm

BadDazeRob wrote:I love the fact that Steamer is a big, green water bong.

r:>)

HAHAHAHAHA!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:27 pm

songsmith wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:Wow. I hope you all feel better.

Go protest larry the cable guy for picking on retards now.

I know you're just joshing, that the tone was light. I know you didn't mean anything by it, I just felt bad being mean.
Looks can be deceiving. Look at Bobby Lee of The Grimm & Lies Inc. That's one thorougly imposing dude, right there. The first time I ever saw him, I made my snap decision: leave that dude alone, he looks like he'd break your neck for looking at him wrong. What's he go, 350lbs, nose ring, black eyeliner, leather everything. He's a scary guy in full stage-mode. Then you meet him, shake hands, and talk awhile. You'll never meet a sweeter guy. Really.
I like a good joke, but I'm just not pretty enough myself to throw stones. I think you get what I'm saying, Brian. I'm just being premenstrual, I guess. --->JMS

I know man. I remember this comment:

Ewww, what about Greta Van Susteren, Nacy Grace, or (OMFG!) Anorexia Coulter? I just vomited in my throat a little. Laughing --->JMS

Shit was just gettin a little too "we are the world" for me in this thread. haha.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:46 pm

Those women aren't ugly because of their looks. Looks are secondary evils with that group of harpies. Watch any Anorexia Coulter interview, and tell me what's attractive about her.
I'd rather see YOU in a Bad Daze baby-T.

--->JMS

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:48 pm

Oh, and

I AM THE WORLD.

---->JMS