These would make 10 great country and western song titles

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:44 pm

These would make 10 great country and western song titles

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring And Gave Me The Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better With Every Beer

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:49 pm

number 9 is basically Ten with a two by Willie Nelson.

"Last night I came at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2.
I got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinkin, but honey when I get on that booze.
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few."

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:53 pm

11. "If You Can't Live Without Me Then Why Ain't You Dead Yet?"

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:10 pm

12. It's not incest if you turn out the lights.

13. She's been lying through her tooth.

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:11 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:13. She's been lying through her tooth.

hahaha omg my ribs

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:33 pm

More later

14) Fussin' With My Cousin

15) My Girl Left With Her Dog And I Don't Miss The Bitch

16) Trailer Park Love (Sheep Reprise)

17) You Bring The Sheep, I'll Bring The Beer

18) Cowboys By Day, Cowgirls By Night

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:00 pm

19) My son's my grandson!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:30 pm

Numbers's 1,2,8 &10 have actually been done.

thebattle · Post by **thebattle** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:26 am

DirtySanchez wrote:12. It's not incest if you turn out the lights.

13. She's been lying through her tooth.

LOL good ones!

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:01 am

old favorites:

let me be your dresser baby so I can ramble through your drawers

I've carried a torch for you for so long I burned a hole in my pocket

I don't know whats got into me since I got into you

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:19 am

She broke my heart, so I broke her windshield.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:31 pm

Mama Corn plays "I'm At Home Gettin' Hammered While She's Out Gettin' Nailed" from a Rob Zombie movie soundtrack.--->JMS

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:56 pm

songsmith wrote:Mama Corn plays "I'm At Home Gettin' Hammered While She's Out Gettin' Nailed" from a Rob Zombie movie soundtrack.--->JMS

I used to play that Johnny! Good tune.

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:04 pm

Blues tune:

Come Sit On My Face And Let Me Eat My Way To Your Heart

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:26 pm

backlash bass wrote:She broke my heart, so I broke her windshield.

I thought it was "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw"

UNEARTHA7XMatt · Post by **UNEARTHA7XMatt** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:30 pm

I kissed my sweetie with my Fist!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:02 pm

Merge wrote:
backlash bass wrote:She broke my heart, so I broke her windshield.
I thought it was "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw"