Does being in a band help you get laid?

rickster · Post by **rickster** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:20 pm

........

Sorry couldnt resist.Everytime i meet a new guitarist or someone who has played out before ( I havent) .Its always, Oh ya, this is a great song, The chicks will be shakin their asses to that ...youve never seen sooo much PUs!, etc, etc..Or , this one will make them wet>! Have you ever gotten laid just for being in the band....?I mean seriously, you didnt have to tell her/him your name first.... or anything, it was just put the drumsticks/guitar/bass down and have animal ike sex in the back seat of the band van/toilet stall/sink/ whatever..

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:25 pm

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:29 pm

TJ Kelly wrote:Yes

Merge · Post by **Merge** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:36 pm

Not at all, lol.

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:08 pm

Im not touching this one.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:49 pm

Nope, I've relied on my good looks all these years....

felix'apprentice · Post by **felix'apprentice** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:51 pm

holy mary mother of jesus ... that made me laugh. haha

thebattle · Post by **thebattle** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:54 pm

lol this is a good one

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:27 pm

LMAO!!! RICK YOU ASK SOME F--KED UP QUESTIONS. I CAN TELL YOU A FEW STORIES.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:16 pm

FourthDimensionAudio wrote:Im not touching this one.

+1,000,000

rickster · Post by **rickster** » Sat May 30, 2009 10:33 pm

Asundor wrote:LMAO!!! RICK YOU ASK SOME F--KED UP QUESTIONS. I CAN TELL YOU A FEW STORIES.

I'd like to hear some sometime.

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:49 am

I think it did....

Sadly I don't remember much of the "sex" due to the "drugs and rock-n-roll"

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:54 am

Yes!!!!! I just wear a shirt that says "I'm with the band"

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:08 pm

Dude. Look at me.
I couldn't get ass in a Bangkok cathouse with a Benjamin taped to my forehead.
Hang a guitar around my neck, and suddenly I was Jon Bon Stevens. Everytime a woman would agree to sex, I'd be like, "Really?"
Ask BadDazeRob, my number one motto is, "Everyone should play in a band for at least a little while." I got into it for artistic satisfaction, then I found out that girls think playing in a rock band is daring and rebellious. Eventually, it gets old (so did I), and I married a woman who truly is NOT impressed by anything I do, she could care less about the onstage stuff. It's cool, I know she's not into the shallow bad-boy stuff. Of course, I have to walk around the house with a Benjamin taped to my forehead.

--->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:16 pm

songsmith wrote:Jon Bon Stevens

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:22 pm

Ahhh YES!! I remember one time I even had a mother and daughter team shove about $60 down my leather pants...I didn't do the mom though. They were both kinda hot.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:32 pm

yea. every night, my friend. i lay down and sleep every night...

EErnst · Post by **EErnst** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:55 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Nope, I've relied on my good looks all these years....

Yeah, me too Rob....mee tooo lol

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:03 am

EErnst wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:Nope, I've relied on my good looks all these years....
Yeah, me too Rob....mee tooo lol

Oh brother

E.V.P · Post by **E.V.P** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:36 am

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:55 pm

Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Ahhh YES!! I remember one time I even had a mother and daughter team shove about $60 down my leather pants...I didn't do the mom though. They were both kinda hot.

Mmmmm, MILF

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:17 am

Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic?

I don't care how ugly a guy is. Strap a guitar on him and throw him on a stage and the girls will be lining up to fuck, suck and pretty much anything else he'd ask of them.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:27 am

Mistress_DB wrote:Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic?

I don't care how ugly a guy is. Strap a guitar on him and throw him on a stage and the girls will be lining up to fuck, suck...

...get a spanking

BloodyFingers · Post by **BloodyFingers** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:30 am

deathdealer1000 wrote:Yes!!!!! I just wear a shirt that says "I'm with the band"

You are so messed up. The only way you got the girls was to throw your mic and knock them out. LMAO

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:24 pm

BloodyFingers wrote:
deathdealer1000 wrote:Yes!!!!! I just wear a shirt that says "I'm with the band"
You are so messed up. The only way you got the girls was to throw your mic and knock them out. LMAO

Funny I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!

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Does being in a band help you get laid?

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