Canseco wants to sue MLB

joltinjeff · Post by **joltinjeff** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:01 pm

One of the biggest jerks in all sports is stating that he is suing MLB and the MLBPA because they "BLACK-BALLED" him because of his book "JUICED".
According to a AP report, Canseco said that after the book came out, he was unable to sign with any of the teams in the MLB. He felt that no one wanted to sign him because of the book and with him being so close to career HR 500, he was "cheated" out of a hall of fame career. The report also said that he is enlisting the help of Mark McQwire, Sammy Sosa and Rafael Palmerio in the class action suit.

joltinjeff · Post by **joltinjeff** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:17 pm

FORGOT TO ADD THAT CANSECO IS A DOUCHEBAG!!!

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:33 pm

So why is Canseco a douche exactly? All he did was call out the league on their policy on steroids because they turned a blind eye to it in the past. At least Jose admitted to doping in his books. Bonds denied it tilll he got indicted for it and had to tell the truth. Canseco did get blackballed. If what he was saying wasn't true, then why would he not be able to sign a deal with a single team? There have been plenty of assholes in baseball past and present. Remember, Deion Sanders used to play too. So why not chalk it up to the guy being a dick if he was lying? And to rebut the last statement, Canseco rules.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:49 pm

"A Jose Canseco bat?, Please tell me you didn't pay money for this."

10 points if you can identify that quote.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:52 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:"A Jose Canseco bat?, Please tell me you didn't pay money for this."

10 points if you can identify that quote.

rapheal (sp?) to casey jones...the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:55 pm

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:"A Jose Canseco bat?, Please tell me you didn't pay money for this."

10 points if you can identify that quote.
rapheal (sp?) to casey jones...the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie

Justin-10

Everyone else-0

That took 2 whole minutes.

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:57 pm

leo from ninja turtles...arent i a nerd

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:57 pm

DirtySanchez wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:"A Jose Canseco bat?, Please tell me you didn't pay money for this."

10 points if you can identify that quote.
rapheal (sp?) to casey jones...the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie
Justin-10

Everyone else-0

That took 2 whole minutes.

there was a point in time of my life where I watched that movie daily. i really don't know why. i knew watching it so much would bring me some glory in '09!

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:58 pm

Flaw wrote:leo from ninja turtles...arent i a nerd

the boat left and pat wasn't on the boat

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:59 pm

lol. Just need to get Joe and Sue in on this. Sundays practice we can watch TMNT. And of drink beer and grill stuff, of course

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:02 pm

It always bothered me that the foot soldiers in the movie were a bunch of misfit teenagers, but in the cartoon (and I assume, comic), they were andriods.

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:02 pm

yeah you can have the points...ill go after them all important punk points that we all must have.

Mandmeisterx · Post by **Mandmeisterx** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:42 pm

bassist_25 wrote:It always bothered me that the foot soldiers in the movie were a bunch of misfit teenagers, but in the cartoon (and I assume, comic), they were andriods.

And they didn't have bogus costumes.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:54 pm

Flaw wrote:yeah you can have the points...ill go after them all important punk points that we all must have.

you can have those points...i don't eat boca burgers.

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:57 pm

yeah you eat penis ha!

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:59 pm

Flaw wrote:yeah you eat penis ha!

you were the one who questioned his homosexuality at practice a few weeks ago...jesus herschell christ.

and why do you always eat all the hot dogs at joe's house?

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:12 pm

I may eat all the hot dogs, at least i dong sit there ant massage the brots. That does get sick after a while. Justin next time i see you im going to give oyu the biggest wet willy and tell you the queers suck. Bam!

Mandmeisterx · Post by **Mandmeisterx** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:47 pm

Flaw wrote:the queers suck. Bam!

False

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:16 pm

Mandmeisterx wrote:
Flaw wrote:the queers suck. Bam!
False

don't worry he's kidding. he's going with me to see them on the 27th.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:36 pm

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Mandmeisterx wrote:
Flaw wrote:the queers suck. Bam!
False
don't worry he's kidding. he's going with me to see them on the 27th.

Thanks for asking me, ya bunch of dicks. Actually I think you did ask me like 2 months ago, buttfuck you guys for going without me anyways!

You book any Side Effects shows yet, honky?

Mandmeisterx · Post by **Mandmeisterx** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:38 pm

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Mandmeisterx wrote:
Flaw wrote:the queers suck. Bam!
False
don't worry he's kidding. he's going with me to see them on the 27th.

They playing in Pittsburgh again? I saw them there in 2005.

Mandmeisterx · Post by **Mandmeisterx** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:40 pm

Also, back to the origin of this post. Jose Conseco is douche if there ever was one. I don't know if I could even defend that guy as a joke.

Dragan Kalasa · Post by **Dragan Kalasa** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:03 pm

Victor Synn wrote:So why is Canseco a douche exactly? All he did was call out the league on their policy on steroids because they turned a blind eye to it in the past. At least Jose admitted to doping in his books. Bonds denied it tilll he got indicted for it and had to tell the truth. Canseco did get blackballed. If what he was saying wasn't true, then why would he not be able to sign a deal with a single team? There have been plenty of assholes in baseball past and present. Remember, Deion Sanders used to play too. So why not chalk it up to the guy being a dick if he was lying? And to rebut the last statement, Canseco rules.

First if you have to write a book to tell the truth, then you're a coward to humanity and a liar to the sport, not to mention greedy. Second, Canseco was on a downward spiral in his career. Baseball is a game of numbers. If you don't have the numbers, then you're probably not going to have a team. Outside of the fact that if I was a manager I sure as hell wouldn't want a doper on my team. I wouldn't care how good he is. Canseco used to be good. He can now just stick with his newly acquired reality star status.

Mandmeisterx · Post by **Mandmeisterx** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:10 pm

Dragan Kalasa wrote:He can now just stick with his newly acquired reality star status.

And being knocked out in MMA and boxing matches.

Dragan Kalasa · Post by **Dragan Kalasa** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:54 pm

Mandmeisterx wrote:
Dragan Kalasa wrote:He can now just stick with his newly acquired reality star status.
And being knocked out in MMA and boxing matches.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot that. I'm sure he wishes though too, or maybe he did...haha