The "Anti-Stab" Knife!

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The "Anti-Stab" Knife!

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Now if they could only invent a knife that can't slice human flesh, just tomatoes, they might have something!:lol:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 501720.ece

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Baceman Spiff wrote:Now if they could only invent a knife that can't slice human flesh, just tomatoes, they might have something!:lol:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 501720.ece

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If some one wants you dead, your dead... Hell, they could kill you with a dead squirrel, a piece of paper, a dog turd... Shall I go on?? :twisted:
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You can still stab with that, and it would probably hurt worse!
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hahaha ... you'd still have someone out there that would cut themselves and sue the company cause they got cut. lol.
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Shoulda had these when OJ went on his spree.
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Baceman Spiff wrote:Now if they could only invent a knife that can't slice human flesh, just tomatoes, they might have something!:lol:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 501720.ece

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I direct your attention to the small point near the end of the "no-stab" knife. That can still puncture flesh.
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That be the "guttin' hook".... :shock:
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I seriously thought this was from the onion, or something similar.

This has to rank right up there with non-alcoholic beer.
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Maybe I'll still try to patent the waterproof sponge and solar powered flashlight, then. I might have a shot.
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Why stab? Just slice.
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Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Why stab? Just slice.
slicin's for emo's and the gays.
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Knives are the same as guns, they don't kill or stab or slice and dice, it is the ppl behind them. If it has a point and it is thrusted hard enough IT WILL STAB!!!!!!!!!!!
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DirtySanchez wrote:
Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Why stab? Just slice.
slicin's for emo's and the gays.
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DirtySanchez wrote:
Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:
Why stab? Just slice.


slicin's for emo's and the gays.



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Yeah I don't think we will be allowing these in the prison anytime soon! lol
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DirtySanchez wrote:
Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Why stab? Just slice.
slicin's for emo's and the gays.
...The Gay's! Maybe they can split a bill with The Queer's....LOL!!!
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