Olbermann Takes New Job as Ratings Tank

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Olbermann Takes New Job as Ratings Tank

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MSNBC's ratings have dropped so far that network
commentator Keith Olbermann has contracted with
Orbitz to do commercials on the side as Poluski-Blatz...

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...the Orbitz Check Delivery Guy

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When asked about the move, Olbermann commented:

"MSNBC can stay on the air as long as we have the
support of the Piano Technician's Guild, but it is time
that I expanded my horizons. Besides, they have a hovercraft."
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NOW THERE IS A DOUCHEBAG!!! Olberman was a better sportscaster at ESPN. But after a while even they got tired of his rhetoric.
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Olberman's whole show is about hating Bill O'Reilly. If and when Bill O retires, I think Olberman will have no reason to live.
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Let's not forget that Olberman is anit-Bush and anti-conservative. That Maddow chick and Olberman should get together and make another group of Kool-Aid drinkers and do us all a big freakin favor
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undercoverjoe wrote:Olberman's whole show is about hating Bill O'Reilly. If and when Bill O retires, I think Olberman will have no reason to live.
Who doesn't hate Bill O'Reilly?
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Biggest "teabagger" going.Can not stand him.Let's face it if you're a shitty sportscaster you pretty much suck balls at everything.Cause lord knows that takes talent. :twisted:
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lonewolf wrote:
When asked about the move, Olbermann commented:

"MSNBC can stay on the air as long as we have the
support of the Piano Technician's Guild, but it is time
that I expanded my horizons. Besides, they have a hovercraft."
LOL I'm a registered member of the Piano Technicians Guild. Really.
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If insanity (hannity) and Rachel Maddog had a baby what party would it belong to?
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Hawk wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
When asked about the move, Olbermann commented:

"MSNBC can stay on the air as long as we have the
support of the Piano Technician's Guild, but it is time
that I expanded my horizons. Besides, they have a hovercraft."
LOL I'm a registered member of the Piano Technicians Guild. Really.
Heh, heh, heh. I know. Heh, heh, heh.
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I don't think Hannity would stoop that low as to sleep with the uberliberal Rachel Maddow who gives me the creeps. She is so butch I'm afraid of her masculinity. Is she a hemorpohidite or a drag queen.
Her and Suze Orman should make a nice couple!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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They should change MSNB's name to Comedy Central 2 - Those people are pretty funny at times. Especailly when they are literally kissing the butt of Obama.

How many people are watching that network now? 20, 30 people?

Speaking of which:

NBC is now called - National Bama Network
ABC is now - All Bama Channel
PBS is now - Public Bama Sheet
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Hawk wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
When asked about the move, Olbermann commented:

"MSNBC can stay on the air as long as we have the
support of the Piano Technician's Guild, but it is time
that I expanded my horizons. Besides, they have a hovercraft."
LOL I'm a registered member of the Piano Technicians Guild. Really.
So THAT explains it!
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when I read the topic I was like, "WTF kind of a job is a ratings tank?". Imadumbass
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I don't care about any politics. I'd do it for the hovercraft too.
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joltinjeff wrote:I don't think Hannity would stoop that low as to sleep with the uberliberal Rachel Maddow ! :lol:
Hannity only likes little boys, silly! :lol: --->JMS
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f.sciarrillo wrote:Speaking of which:

NBC is now called - National Bama Network
ABC is now - All Bama Channel
PBS is now - Public Bama Sheet

FOX = Freaked Out Xenophobes.
I made that one up myself. Kinda proud of that one. :lol: --->JMS
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See what I mean!

I watch Fox and all i can do is laugh! These guys and that chick in the morning are a laugh riot! I met a few people who are friends of mine that are over 65, they watch Fox all the time and when I asked why they said, "Cause that's what we watch".

They voted for Obama though.

No one can really say with a straight face that MSNBC or Fox are unbiased news views. They are opinion channels and they are funny or funnier depending on your political slant.

Olberman is a little over the top for me and Rachel is the same way. I do like Hardball but still....

These kinds of things are really part of the problem. But you don't see people here in America tuning into the "Lets be Friends" channel.

Same is true on Rockpage, when you see a thread that explodes with posts you can mostly bet that it is not about how we are going to band together and change the world. It is probably something else....
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At least FOX has great looking women to do their news than butch women than Rachel Maddow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: While mentioning all the other Obama channels you forgot CBS (Conflicting Barack Shit)!!!
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Ewww. Everytime I surf past Fox News, they have Ol' Man Hands Coulter on there. She looks like a stray french fry at the bottom of the bag, all dark and drawn and greasy. A baggler. She's a baggler with an Adam's Apple and an eating disorder. :lol: --->JMS
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This reminds me of a NOFX song:


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songsmith wrote:Ewww. She looks like a stray french fry at the bottom of the bag, all dark and drawn and greasy. A baggler.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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songsmith wrote:Ewww. Everytime I surf past Fox News, they have Ol' Man Hands Coulter on there. She looks like a stray french fry at the bottom of the bag, all dark and drawn and greasy. A baggler. She's a baggler with an Adam's Apple and an eating disorder. :lol: --->JMS
She's still hotter than all of the democrat women. :lol:
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songsmith wrote:Ewww. Everytime I surf past Fox News, they have Ol' Man Hands Coulter on there. She looks like a stray french fry at the bottom of the bag, all dark and drawn and greasy. A baggler. She's a baggler with an Adam's Apple and an eating disorder. :lol: --->JMS
Thats a good one johnny :lol:

she's a fuckin pig. i can't even stand the sight of her.

if i'm laying on the couch and don't have the remote, i'll (get this) physically get up and change the station.
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No way, man, most Hollywood stars are big-time Dems, as are the vast majority of musicians outside of country music. Who does the GOP have?... Liz Hasselbeck is cute, but her personality makes you want to push her down the stairs. :D
Ann Coulter? She looks like that last hot dog on the rotisserie at the 7-11. She looks like she sleeps packed in salt. She looks like what a hot day does to a dog turd. :lol: --->JMS
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songsmith wrote:Ewww. Everytime I surf past Fox News, they have Ol' Man Hands Coulter on there. She looks like a stray french fry at the bottom of the bag, all dark and drawn and greasy. A baggler. She's a baggler with an Adam's Apple and an eating disorder. :lol: --->JMS
Johnny, you who watch more Fox News and listen to Rush and Hannity than any of us, should know that Ann Coulter does not work for Fox News, even though she may be on there a lot. She is also on Bill Maher's show quite a lot, would you say she works for HBO? I wonder what names that tall skinny women might call someone like you?
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