Bennie and the Jets -> Biz Markie kills it !

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Bennie and the Jets -> Biz Markie kills it !

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OUCH! And he actually gets paid for this crap and people pay to see him?
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This is painful to watch.
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He did this on the Beastie Boys Check Your Head Album
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Did you read the comments, one says this is worst than Karaoke in Altoona, Pa.!!!!! :D
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.............. what's wrong with it?
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undercoverjoe wrote:Did you read the comments, one says this is worst than Karaoke in Altoona, Pa.!!!!! :D
:D

Guilty.

Of course, he sounds just like every other rap/hiphop "artist" I have ever heard making a pitiful attempt at actually singing. I wonder if he has a teleprompter?
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slackin@dabass wrote:.............. what's wrong with it?
I hope you are being facetious. If not...

THE GUY CAN'T FUCKIN' SING
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lonewolf wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote:.............. what's wrong with it?
I hope you are being facetious. If not...

THE GUY CAN'T FUCKIN' SING



well... i just mean if we look at r&b and hip hop artists covering classic rock songs in the past... i.e. puff daddy and Kashmir. talk about destroying a classic... at least this double dried douche bag stuck true to the elton version... even if he does sing about as well as i do...
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what else to say but LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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slackin@dabass wrote:
lonewolf wrote:
slackin@dabass wrote:.............. what's wrong with it?
I hope you are being facetious. If not...

THE GUY CAN'T FUCKIN' SING



well... i just mean if we look at r&b and hip hop artists covering classic rock songs in the past... i.e. puff daddy and Kashmir. talk about destroying a classic... at least this double dried douche bag stuck true to the elton version... even if he does sing about as well as i do...
Jimmy Page and Tom Morello both played on that song, and both were happy with the end result. It's not near as good as the original, but it's not near as bad as Biz Markie's hatchet job.
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Plastered Bastards wrote:He did this on the Beastie Boys Check Your Head Album
Yeah They put it on their anthology album too.
Whatever. I like it.

This> Any p diddy shit. AAAAAAAAnnnnnd while I'm at it,....................... fuck Jimmy Page.





Tom Morello's cool though.
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His vocal performance was terrible, but I agree with a lot of the YouTube posters: He's just having fun. His band is tight as hell, though.
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bassist_25 wrote:His vocal performance was terrible, but I agree with a lot of the YouTube posters: He's just having fun. His band is tight as hell, though.

Edit- Just watched the youtube, it's not the version I thought it was. Says this is from the Chris Rock show. D
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Nobody beats the Biz.
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Plus for Biz It doesn't hurt that you're in tight with the Beastie Boys either.
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Plastered Bastards wrote:Nobody beats the Biz.
"Oh Baby YOU ,you got what I need.You say he's just a friend,you say he's just a friend."

Plus for Biz It doesn't hurt that you're in tight with the Beastie Boys either.
You mean that big buffoon is actually in the music business?
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Only since the early 80's.

Hating on him is like hating fun. He's not trying to act like a gangsta or anything, just purely having fun. You know fun, right. It's that feeling you get when people say things like "constitution, liberty,freedom, rights, Ron Paul", except it doesn't always include an erection. Well maybe, if you'd had one of those since the early 80's you'd know who Biz Markie is. :lol:
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imagine the size of the blunt he smoked before hand, he was so blazed up. :afro:
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Fun is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy OVERRATED!!!!

It's so last year,didn't you get the memo Brian?
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You off work, or just puffin your lunch?
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Plastered Bastards wrote:Fun is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy OVERRATED!!!!

It's so last year,didn't you get the memo Brian?

So are boners now that I'm married, but it still happens.
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on vacation FTW!
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Smoking weed :D
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me too, as soon as my checks get here. :drunken:
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DirtySanchez wrote:Only since the early 80's.

Hating on him is like hating fun. He's not trying to act like a gangsta or anything, just purely having fun. You know fun, right. It's that feeling you get when people say things like "constitution, liberty,freedom, rights, Ron Paul", except it doesn't always include an erection. Well maybe, if you'd had one of those since the early 80's you'd know who Biz Markie is. :lol:
I can get the same "fun" by going to an Altoona karaoke...

...and I don't even have to enable or support a talentless slob whose entire repertoire reminds me of a cross between a random word generator and a rhyming thesaurus program.
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