I played my first gig last night.....and while loading the truck , the guy working the door was helping to load shit up ..as I was loading gear into the front seat of my truck I said thanks for your help man, i really appreciate it..he says no problem, theyre supposed to pay me a little for my trouble..(i had my back to him at this point and was shuffling things around)..I said , do you plpay an instrument?He replied "SKINFLUTE!"
I pretended not to hear and was at a loss for words..I turned around and shut the truck door and he says "I can masturbate with the best of them!"
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Ive never felt so uncomfortable in my life...I said "Oh SHit! My Wallet! tapped my back pocket and RANNNNNNNNNN back into the bar..
Today , I cant stop laughing about it.....But it shorE was scary last night.
"He who trims himself to suite others, will soon whittle himself away"-Unknown
Ah yes, the dude who says awkward things at a gig and you're just trying to find an excuse to get away from him - Your christening into the world of gigging musicians has definitely and officially started.
Wait until you get the people who will try and have a conversation with you right in the middle of a set.
"He's the electric horseman, you better back off!" - old sKool making a reference to the culturally relevant 1979 film.
bassist_25 wrote:Ah yes, the dude who says awkward things at a gig and you're just trying to find an excuse to get away from him - Your christening into the world of gigging musicians has definitely and officially started.
Wait until you get the people who will try and have a conversation with you right in the middle of a set.
Damn Rick ..... I guess thats as bad as having a 60 yr old woman grab you more places than can be counted.... Next time you gotta watch yer asss......literally...
todd17063 wrote:Damn Rick ..... I guess thats as bad as having a 60 yr old woman grab you more places than can be counted.... Next time you gotta watch yer asss......literally...
Is your ass bruised? ..You looked like you were having a good time?DRINK MORE BEER !!!!
"He who trims himself to suite others, will soon whittle himself away"-Unknown
Oh, the Conversation In The Middle Of The Set scenario....gotta love it.
Getting grabbed by old ladies...not happened as yet. Young ones, yes. We had a lot of "blue hairs" when we played the Bavarian Hall, but they were more interested in leaving when they discovered our sets never went farther back than the early 80's LOL.
..You looked like you were having a good time?DRINK MORE BEER 
