Stuck on an island for two weeks...

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...with one album, one woman, and one type of liquor (or beans), what would it be?

Album: SRV - Blues at Sunrise
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2 weeks? damn... i hope there is fresh water...


album - Dream Theater metropolis pt. 2

substance - afghany kush

woman - jessica blue
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Album---Children of Bodom--Hatecrew Deathroll

Substance--Northern Lights

Woman---Lizzy Hale
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Album - Ani DiFranco, Living In Clip live double set

Woman - Ruschelle from Kitty Whip (I guess we can't take men, that wasn't on the proposed list)

Booze - Menage A Trois Red Wine (seems fitting for the theme I got going here and it seriously is my favorite drink.)
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Album: George Thorogood's Christmas Album "Deck my Balls with bowels of Holly"

Substance: Antelope's uterus

Woman: Terri from Ribbon Grass. I owe her a vacation.

This is a Survivor game show thread, right?
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- Album: probably the best of Jimmy Buffet (might as well make the most of the tropical theme!

- Substance: a piss/saltwater filter!

- Woman: Tal Wilkinfeld- She's a win-win! She ain't the most beautiful woman I could pick, but she's 10 times the bass player I am. So, we could fashion some palm tree basses and jam or work on the whole procreation thing if you're pickin up what I'm layin down!
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Album- Type O Negative 'October Rust'

Substance- Its green & Buddy

Woman- Chloe Vevrier

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Album - Rage Against The Machine, Evil Empire

Substance - Black Velvet

Woman - Eva Mandez (spelling?)
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Album: Toto -- Turn Back

Substance: Extra-sticky Jack's Queen, or White Widow. Or Captain Morgan.

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Album: CCR Cosmos Factory

Substance: Vodka and a ton of oranges


Woman: Jenna Jamison..( might as well have fun with the Goddess of porn while i'm there)
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There are so many to choose from

The album .... Queensryche's Operation Mindcrime or Gary Moore's Corridors of Power.

Substance ... If I drank .. ginger brandy. Since I don't.... water

Woman ... my wife ... but if she weren't there ... Cote de Pablo from NCIS
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Album- Creed "Human Clay"

Substance- Strawberry Vodka if I drank regularly, but I'd rather have water.

Woman- Kristen Bell
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Album- Cock Sparrer-Guilty As Charged

Substance- Makers Mark or Percocet

Girl- One who can't speak.
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todd17063 wrote:Album: CCR Cosmos Factory

Substance: Vodka and a ton of oranges


Woman: Jenna Jamison..( might as well have fun with the Goddess of porn while i'm there)
Yea and after the sex you can crawl up inside there and Keep warm!
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Post by dayzichick »

I recant my choice of REDillon . . . based on her choice of substance and music. Sorry charley. Are we all on the same island?
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WHAT!!!! I've been dumped from a hypothetical island???? That hurts, man.

I hear Jenna J's "inner-sanctum" has a wet bar.
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Well I gotta have some booze to listen to Thoroughgood for 1 minute let alone two weeks.

Wait, does antelope uterus make you hallucinate? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad then. I could run around the island asking the landlady why she need my rent and see if I could find George's bad bone.
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I said look man,
he come down there,
he said, 'what you want this time?"
I said, look man,"
Antelope uterus.

Hey Terri, what are you eating in your avatar? Looks long, thick and black.
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It ain't George's bad bone, I'm waiting for the island.
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MOONDOGGY wrote:- Album: probably the best of Jimmy Buffet (might as well make the most of the tropical theme!

- Substance: a piss/saltwater filter!

- Woman: Tal Wilkinfeld- She's a win-win! She ain't the most beautiful woman I could pick, but she's 10 times the bass player I am. So, we could fashion some palm tree basses and jam or work on the whole procreation thing if you're pickin up what I'm layin down!
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UGH. No more Jimmy Buffet!!!
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Album: Steve Vai Anthology
Substance : Jack Daniels
Woman: Angelina Jolie
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Album: Any Black Label Society
Substance : Any black label
Woman: Jessica Alba
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Album, Overkill - Wrecking Your Neck
Booze, Miller Genuine Draft
Broad, Erin Andrews (only because my wife tragically drowned in the shipwreck :wink: )
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Album: Danny Gatton memoirs
Substance : 14 bricks of gold stamped black hashish.
Woman: Miss Piggy :P
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