Favorite EXCLAMATIONS!

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:21 pm

Everyone has one, and sometimes you need to retire the old exclamations and try out some new ones.

For example;
Crap in a hat (when I can't swear),
Fuck me running and
Jesus H Tits.
Are a few of my favorites. Let's hear from the Rockpage world of Expurlatives and Exclamations!

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:17 pm

Don't use it....but Winona Ryder in "Heathers":

"Well, f&%k me gently with a chainsaw"

stands out.

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:30 pm

I.F.B. !!!!

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:08 pm

just insults:

douche knuckle
fuck stick
ass hat
dick cheese

i like to say "right on" alot. i dunno why. my old lady makes fun of me for it. i guess it sounds like i say "right arm" when i say it, so i say right arm alot now.

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:23 pm

-Jesus H. Christ On A Skateboard
-Fuck Me Runnin'

timemoney0 · Post by **timemoney0** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:18 am

As jumpy as Dirty Sanchez on back-waxing day

shredder138 · Post by **shredder138** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:29 am

"Fuck" and "Aw Fuck"

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:21 am

Jeezus Jumpin' Christ On A Pogo Stick!

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:51 am

Bob Saget!

hicksjd9 · Post by **hicksjd9** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:10 am

Nice tourette's guy reference.

I love it when he says, "Don't talk shit on Total!"

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:14 am

if I can't swear, it's something near a swear but then corny instead, like "Sonofabiscuit," or "Goddaaaa__uh__angit!"

Seriously, though, I do swear too much. I used to be able to control it pretty easily, but it gets harder as I get older. A few days ago, I was cleaning a pro paint-sprayer, and sprayed white paint spatters all over me and everything nearby... I said "God(f-word)dammit!", and a woman was walking with a little girl down the street, maybe 20 feet away. I felt horrible. I literally lay awake at night worrying about stuff like that. She walked back the other way awhile later, and I apologized, and luckily, she hadn't heard me, but it did make me think.

If nobody's around, I usually carpet-bomb the area with f-bombs and wonder half-aloud at the depths of human mental retardation.--->JMS

Tegamal · Post by **Tegamal** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:36 pm

For some reason, i always say "Holy Monkey Balls". Like if someone does something unbelievable, I yell that, haha. I have no idea where I got it from either.

Not sure if it's an exclamation, but whenever someone asks me how I am, I always say "Livin the dream". No matter what the mood, it can be serious on a good day or sarcastic on a bad one. It always fits the bill! haha

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:59 pm

"Fuck off!", "Holy fuck!", and other more typical expletives tend to fly out of my mouth, and "Oh your god what?" always follows someone saying "Oh my god!"

"C'est la mort" is often uttered, though rarely ever an exclamation

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:15 pm

timemoney0 wrote: As jumpy as Dirty Sanchez on back-waxing day

lol

I just say "Fuck" a lot. I swear way to much.

I also am partial to......"holy tits".

ACE_HUNTR · Post by **ACE_HUNTR** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:01 pm

IF IT'S BROWN ... IT GOES DOWN !!!

TAKE EM OUT WITH A LUNG BUSTER !!!

GOIN OUT WITH THE BACK STRAP BRIGADE !!!

SMELLS SWEETER THAN TINKS !!!

BENEZETTE !!!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:05 pm

I will admit that I stole this from one of my favorite movies, Johnny Dangerously.

Fargin Bastidge!

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:47 am

One of my favs. is " You moth eatin' muther f**ker".

dbdrummer89 · Post by **dbdrummer89** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:37 am

undercoverjoe wrote:I will admit that I stole this from one of my favorite movies, Johnny Dangerously.

Fargin Bastidge!

...fargin icehole

Some of my favs: Holy Hell, Sumbitch, Sweet shoeless jesus on a hotplate, ______ like a raped ape, Mother of god, Holy white whiskered jesus, christ on a stick

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:19 am

webmiztris · Post by **webmiztris** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:58 pm

my personal fav is to exclaim, "Shizer!!!!" It means shit in German.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:11 pm

A few exclamatory replies:

Tuff titties!

and the old standby:

Big fucking deal!

and the more colorful variation:

Big hairy fucking deal!

and the appreciative reply:

Fuck you very much!

Battlestar Galactica came up with "frak" to bypass the censors. They used it a lot:

"Frakking toasters"

"I don't give a flying frak"

"You motherfrakker"

You need these around State College & Hollidaysburg:

"Princess" and "Your Worship" (must be spoken with blatant sarcasm)

as in: "Yes, Princess" and "No, Your Worship"

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:13 pm

My boss, while being a very sweet intelligent woman, comes up with some good old-fashioned ones. What does this one even mean that she says:

Good Night Nurse! (WTF?)
She also says Very Good with a German accent which drives me crazy.

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:21 pm

Whatever
So fucking what
Who gives a fuck

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:29 pm

ZappasXWife wrote: Good Night Nurse! (WTF?)

One of the Animaniacs would always say that.

Jones · Post by **Jones** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:37 pm

undercoverjoe wrote:I will admit that I stole this from one of my favorite movies, Johnny Dangerously.

Fargin Bastidge!

What a GREAT movie!!!!

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