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Home Depot SCAM!!! guys be aware

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A heads up for those men who may shop at Home Depot.


Over the last month i became a victim of a clever scam while shopping at Home Depot in Altoona. Dont be naive enough to think this wont happen to you!!!

Heres how it goes...

Two seriously good looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car while you are loading it with your shopping into your trunk. They begin to clean your windows with windex while they wear skimpy tops. Its impossible not too look.

When you try to give them a tip they decline and only ask for you to take them to McDonalds for some food. So they get in your car and while your driving they start undressing. One of them climbs in your front seat and will give you a lap dance, while the other one yanks your wallet!!!

I had why wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 28th. Also August 11th, 16th, and twice again on the 18th. Itll very likely happen this weekend when i go for light bulbs.

Tell your Friends....

P.S. Walmart has wallets for $2.99 each. I also found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Big Lots though i bought them all up. Also i lost a lot of weight because i never get to eat at McDonalds after my visit to Home Depot.
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Dude....at least you only got it 13 times. :twisted:
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Flaw wrote:A heads up for those men who may shop at Home Depot.


Over the last month i became a victim of a clever scam while shopping at Home Depot in Altoona. Dont be naive enough to think this wont happen to you!!!

Heres how it goes...

Two seriously good looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car while you are loading it with your shopping into your trunk. They begin to clean your windows with windex while they wear skimpy tops. Its impossible not too look.

When you try to give them a tip they decline and only ask for you to take them to McDonalds for some food. So they get in your car and while your driving they start undressing. One of them climbs in your front seat and will give you a lap dance, while the other one yanks your wallet!!!

I had why wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 28th. Also August 11th, 16th, and twice again on the 18th. Itll very likely happen this weekend when i go for light bulbs.

Tell your Friends....

P.S. Walmart has wallets for $2.99 each. I also found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Big Lots though i bought them all up. Also i lost a lot of weight because i never get to eat at McDonalds after my visit to Home Depot.
Dude, that has got to be the funniest fucking thing i have ever read, seen, or heard anywhere. I'm gonna be laughing for days about that. In fact, this is honestly the first time in years that i have laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes. You, my friend, get Rockpage Post of the Century for that. Sorry about your wallets though. Hopefully these bitches get brought to justice...after i make my trip to home depot tomorrow for uhh...well, it doesnt matter.
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I was always a Lowes person before, but after reading this im headed to Home Depot. How did you not wreck?
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I'll see you guys at McDonald's! :lol:
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Twice on the 15th? It wasn't even Sunday!

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Never thought there would be a reason for me to go to Home Depot. Of course, always thought about Larry the Cable Guy telling the story how someone' ass was exopied to a toilet. Always thought that to be a little cruel.
I will start goin now but I will make sure all the important shit is in the glove comparment!! :P
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haha sluts don't deserve tips or free rides. maybe just a roofie or 2.
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Im confused on wether this is bullshit. And if not where you just going into home depot to buy a shit load of wallets so you could go back for a stare?
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thebattle wrote:Im confused on wether this is bullshit. And if not where you just going into home depot to buy a shit load of wallets so you could go back for a stare?
...after the 13th time, I think I would be buying rope and duct tape...then getting my money's worth from two sneaky bitches!! :twisted:
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sounds kinda fishy too me but hey if they were hott enough i would probally go buy 13 wallets just to watch them get wet and reach into my pocket :roll:
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thebattle wrote:sounds kinda fishy too me but hey if they were hott enough i would probally go buy 13 wallets just to watch them get wet and reach into my pocket :roll:
This would be a joke-the reason I know is because this WOULD NOT HAPPEN to Flaw!!! :lol: :lol:
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Why? What does he look like? Maybe you should post a picture.
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ZappasXWife wrote:Why? What does he look like? Maybe you should post a picture.
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onegunguitar wrote:
ZappasXWife wrote:Why? What does he look like? Maybe you should post a picture.
Here ya go
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hahaha...haha..ha bushy man who do you get to write you comedy material...man do you pay them a lot.
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I will take pics of the Home Depot the next time I go .. And if you want to buy some cheap wallets, try the dollar store ;)

I would rather it happen at the State College Home Depot, though. The girls are better looking ..
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Old joke, still funny though.
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I've learned that if I tuck a twenty away in my sock, I can still eat when I get to Mickey D's. Tough to make room though, with everything else that's stuffed in there
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That's a good movie Scott
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Im gonna do that again tomorrow :D
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