A little humor.....

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:21 pm

A pirate walks into a bar with with his ships wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says "Do you know there's a ships wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?" To which he replies "Aaarrrggg, it's driven me nuts!"

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:35 pm

I don't know why I liked that joke so much?? Maybe the mental image I'm getting.......

sunsetbass · Post by **sunsetbass** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:38 pm

hahahahaha he said nutz hahahaha

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:56 pm

REDillon wrote:I don't know why I liked that joke so much?? Maybe the mental image I'm getting.......

Haha,I thought it was funny for some reason too.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:13 pm

A pirate walks into a bar and the barkeep notices he's got a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. The barkeep says "Looks like ye has had some bad luck. What happened to your leg?" The pirate replies "Slipped and got me leg crushed between the ship and the dock. It couldn't be saved." The barkeep says "Awful. Well, what happened to your hand?" The pirate replies "Fell asleep in a small fishing boat. Me hand was drifting in the water and a great white took it off." "Horrible" the barkeep says "How did ye lose your eye, then?" The pirate replies "I was standing on a pier and heard a flutter from above. When I looked up, a crow pooped in me eye." Puzzled, the barkeep says "I never heard of anyone losing their eye from a crow pooping in it." The pirate says "It was the day after I got me hook."

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:20 pm

witchhunt wrote:A pirate walks into a bar and the barkeep notices he's got a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. The barkeep says "Looks like ye has had some bad luck. What happened to your leg?" The pirate replies "Slipped and got me leg crushed between the ship and the dock. It couldn't be saved." The barkeep says "Awful. Well, what happened to your hand?" The pirate replies "Fell asleep in a small fishing boat. Me hand was drifting in the water and a great white took it off." "Horrible" the barkeep says "How did ye lose your eye, then?" The pirate replies "I was standing on a pier and heard a flutter from above. When I looked up, a crow pooped in me eye." Puzzled, the barkeep says "I never heard of anyone losing their eye from a crow pooping in it." The pirate says "It was the day after I got me hook."

Haha!!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:19 pm

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?

Just kidding, we never knock.

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:53 pm

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:42 pm

onegunguitar wrote:A pirate walks into a bar with with his ships wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says "Do you know there's a ships wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?" To which he replies "Aaarrrggg, it's driven me nuts!"

Couldnt find the family guy one

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:42 pm

Hahaha! Thanks Colton

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:25 am

I believe it be th' pirate talk which makes 'em so amusin'.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:26 pm

I was in the newspaper today. But there was a printing error and now my mom thinks I'm a therapist.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal

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