Songs that wanna make you go hump

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed May 04, 2011 8:07 pm

jet city woman
-queensryche

"got to find my way home to her
YOUR THE AIR TO ME"

does it for me you

sstuckey · Post by **sstuckey** » Wed May 04, 2011 9:05 pm

NIN - Closer

You can get all Ron Jeremy to that song!!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu May 05, 2011 4:08 pm

WASP- Animal (Etc.,etc.,etc.)

No, seriously:

Bon Scott-era AC-DC (it's what was played at keggers when I was a young buck)
80's R&B (it's what girls from Mount Union played when I was a young buck)
Slow blues (electric only, acoustic blues makes me want to grab my guitar instead)

But truthfully, you could put an album of 13th-century Gregorian chants on in the background, and I'd just tune it out, and keep hitting it.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thu May 05, 2011 4:38 pm

songsmith wrote: , and I'd just tune it out, and keep hitting it.

are YOU the TAP'MASTER??!! I heard about your second COMING !

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri May 06, 2011 5:09 pm

And Third Coming! Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I don't still have an appetite!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun May 15, 2011 6:57 pm

the CURE
-dis-integration

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun May 15, 2011 7:14 pm

the man...the legend..

what is he 60? he can rock! still

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_zPzJFo ... re=related

i love whitesnake!

quote from jmcc42uk:
What the hell is wrong with people now?

Everyone seems to settle for the pre-manufactured crap and rubbish that is spewed out by the latest wannabe. When will people realise that this is real music made by real musicians that play their instruments and have a craft and skill for the art of making music.

+1 jmcc.nuff said.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun May 15, 2011 7:35 pm

faster pussycat wrote:the man...the legend..

what is he 60? he can rock! still

Did you see the way he used that mic stand? made me wet

evolanji · Post by **evolanji** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:42 pm

sstuckey wrote:NIN - Closer

You can get all Ron Jeremy to that song!!

Agreed

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Tue May 17, 2011 12:56 am

None what so ever.

Allthough, I like listening to disco when im abusing myself. Keeping the beat is fun.

autumnsky · Post by **autumnsky** » Tue May 17, 2011 9:56 am

Hey---I already posted a poll on this one---but I'll add to your list and say "Miracles" by Jefferson Airplane, you know the parts----
"When I start dancing inside you"
and
"I had a taste of the real thing, just a drop of it, when I went down on you, never stopping it"!

shredder138 · Post by **shredder138** » Wed May 18, 2011 3:07 am

No song that any dude sings is gonna make me wanna go hump.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed May 18, 2011 2:05 pm

KeithReynolds wrote:None what so ever.

Allthough, I like listening to disco when im abusing myself. Keeping the beat is fun.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wed May 18, 2011 3:21 pm

shredder138 wrote:No song that any dude sings is gonna make me wanna go hump.

I beg to differ. When my wife hears something like "Slow & Easy" by Whitesnake, or "Smooth Up In Ya" by the Bulletboys, and the planets are aligned perfectly, she wants to hump. This is all I need to make ME want to hump. It's indirect, for sure, but the song does trigger the desired response, and with any luck, I get to... hump.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:12 pm

Yes autumnsky, Miracles is a very sexy song. But romantically sexy, not "humping" sexy. How crude....

shredder138 · Post by **shredder138** » Wed May 18, 2011 6:14 pm

songsmith wrote:
shredder138 wrote:No song that any dude sings is gonna make me wanna go hump.
I beg to differ. When my wife hears something like "Slow & Easy" by Whitesnake, or "Smooth Up In Ya" by the Bulletboys, and the planets are aligned perfectly, she wants to hump. This is all I need to make ME want to hump. It's indirect, for sure, but the song does trigger the desired response, and with any luck, I get to... hump.

I see what you're saying but, ultimately, it was the lady that got you wanting to hump. If you were listening to those by yourself, it probably wouldn't trigger a boner. Assuming so, I may be wrong.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri May 20, 2011 4:51 pm

No, you're absolutely right about that. I mostly like Sousa marches and 80's TV theme songs when I self-abuse.

sstuckey · Post by **sstuckey** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:23 pm

songsmith wrote:No, you're absolutely right about that. I mostly like Sousa marches and 80's TV theme songs when I self-abuse.

Here's one for the self-abusers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM