Wow, just saw a new commercial...

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:23 am

A commercial for VCF. Vaginal Cleansing Film......wow. It's like, it's okay that you didn't shower, really...just slap this sh*t on your c*nt, you'll be good enough for any man.

Maybe that film is like those listerine fresh strips. I'm gonna go buy a box and see what they taste like.

Then I'll know the dirty girls from the clean ones....wow, I really should stop.

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:36 am

Stick your tongue out!

lil_hottie · Post by **lil_hottie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:17 pm

oh wow!

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:50 pm

alllllllllright. thats pretty disgusting....crackhoes will be rejoicing again. They still need a remedy for the velcro sound when they pull off those panties....fuckin yuck. if these ladies are too lazy for soap...i doubt cleaning film will really help much. "hoes on the go"

jim bagrosky · Post by **jim bagrosky** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:27 pm

What's so wrong with crack-ho's??

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:29 pm

hahaha, Jim, if you have to ask...you'll never know.
gotta love that velcro, huh?

ThrashKillsYou · Post by **ThrashKillsYou** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:31 pm

The lovely smell of pee mmmmmmmmm. This whole thread makes me sick everytime I think more about it.

jim bagrosky · Post by **jim bagrosky** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:10 pm

I mean C'mon now, maybe crack-ho's aren't great for conversation sake..("where's the crack?, you got any crack? can I bum some money for crack?, etc.) but at least they're easy. (Half a rock and she's on your co*k) ya know? Plus you can usually get away with throwin' a few right jabs in during a crack-induced love session without a huge problem and who doesn't enjoy that!? Plus smoking crack makes her teeth fall out..and..well..we all know what that means.

I should stop now............

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:34 pm

hahahaha, well man, the road has been good to you it seems! crackhoes and everything. there was a black crackhoe that lived in Brunswick,MD named "Robin Williams". very cracky looking! she came into the Liquor Store i worked at. anyway, i couldnt imagine how that lady could make a living pleasuring dudes... there mustve been some desperate men in brunswick. worst part about it, is she would always be at the MARC train station where the "suits" would ride the train to DC for work.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:41 pm

well man, the road has been good to you it seems!

Now THAT is funny

jim bagrosky · Post by **jim bagrosky** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:48 pm

The road?? These are ladies I met at church!!

(I can feel my soul burning with every key stroke....)

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:55 pm

i havent personally been to any churches around here, so i cannot fathom crackheadiness being there....but why would you wanna meet crackhoes at church?? is that how you guys came up with "Wake Up Screaming"?

is there really a 'Pimp John Pizaul & His Honary Hoes'?

jim bagrosky · Post by **jim bagrosky** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:05 pm

Ya gotta find something good to talk about during confession! My choice was "Wake up hittin da' crack pipe", but the other guys didn't dig it.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:06 pm

The road?? These are ladies I met at church!!

You just got on the Highway to Hell fella

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