Girl Wanted Me To Get Her Pregnant

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Girl Wanted Me To Get Her Pregnant

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I hook up with this girl last night. I wrap up and everything is safe. I tell her the money shot is coming and she says "Take the rubber off and cum inside me... I want you to give me a baby." I'm like WTF?

The weirdest part is that I didn't even make this one up. There's no punch line to this one. Just some psycho who had me spooked all day.

Actually if this girl had just said to take the rubber off and blow inside her, it would've been hard as hell to resist. A girl asking you to unload inside of her is hot.
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well??? will there be a miniburger added to the menu?
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Ya really need to stop picking up dates at the local Junior high.
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i remember this story a few months back - same wording, same story - did it happen twice?
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Dude I only have one thing to say. And it has nothing to do with me being jealous. And that is If you get as much pussy as you say you do It's only a matter of time before you wonder whats growing on the end of your dick. Everytime you post something it's bout you getting laid. Dont get me wrong thats good and all but it sounds to me like you are some F- -king John Holmes or some shit. Just remember how he died thats all I'll say. :twisted:
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Everytime you post something it's bout you getting laid.
I seriously doubt that. I think its someone who posts normal things under another name and then likes to entertain y'all once in awhile.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. WARNING! WARNING! REPEAT THREAD! REPEAT THREAD! WARNING! WARNING!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...
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lonewolf wrote:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. WARNING! WARNING! REPEAT THREAD! REPEAT THREAD! WARNING! WARNING!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
hahaha so i was right in saying ive seen this before?! sweet!
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ZappasXWife wrote:
Everytime you post something it's bout you getting laid.
I seriously doubt that. I think its someone who posts normal things under another name and then likes to entertain y'all once in awhile.
maybe it's no surrender..
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no, the grammar/spelling is too good.
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Post by Bit*chenWomen1029 »

you are on the dot with that one zappa. Woofburgers spelling is too good for NS!!!

I think its like baddazeRob?!? :shock:
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AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
lonewolf wrote:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. WARNING! WARNING! REPEAT THREAD! REPEAT THREAD! WARNING! WARNING!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
hahaha so i was right in saying ive seen this before?! sweet!

That makes this thread an absolute LAMO
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Punkinhead wrote:
AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
lonewolf wrote:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. WARNING! WARNING! REPEAT THREAD! REPEAT THREAD! WARNING! WARNING!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
hahaha so i was right in saying ive seen this before?! sweet!

That makes this thread an absolute LAMO
ah, well haha this thread was lame when he said a girl wanted him to bust up in her because "she wanted him to give her a baby" - yeah like that happens, she prolly just wanted to make sure she gave him crabs..
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Post by dick_johnson232 »

If i were you and in that situation. I would have said no. But i would have given her a pearl necklace if you know what i mean Hehehehe
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Post by kissmydagoass »

A girl asked me to get her pregnant one time. I was like "Dude, I'm a chick."
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kissmydagoass wrote:A girl asked me to get her pregnant one time. I was like "Dude, I'm a chick."
..."Have you met my friend PastaJoe? Perhaps we could all get together some night for some COCKTAILS at my appartment." :D
It's all about the SAUCE...and of coarse, the 4 W's.
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ha ha

Post by Jacklyn Miauff »

WOOF seems to know how to get everyones' attention.

He probably doesn't get any at all.............that's usually the kind of guys that brag!


Roflmao!
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