A Tribute to the Greatest Man of ALL Time..

bfoust · Post by **bfoust** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:47 pm

Boogeymans gets up at night to check the closet for Chuck Norris.

(They said a bunch on the air today on the Danza show which Norris was on)

rocker x · Post by **rocker x** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:58 pm

Punkinhead wrote:I remember hearing somewhere that Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee. Anyone know anything about it?

I don't think that is true. They both come from different martial

backgrounds, Chuck-Tang Soo Do- Korean Karate. Bruce was trained by

legendary Wing chun Kung Fu master Yipp Mann..(spelling?) I am sure

that they did some sparring or training together for film and in friendship

to share ideas about the martial arts though...

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:01 pm

Jimi Hatt wrote:
Mistress_DB wrote:
TJ Kelly wrote:He's actually Chinese below the waist
I'll agree with that!
Alright Mistress. You've now insulted my manhood on two different message boards within the past 24 hours without any knowledge thereof. This calls for . . . .

ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! KAPOW!!

You've been

Remember... I carry a paddle. I'll just have to blister your backside in Pottsville in front of Eric and Jeff.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:38 pm

rocker x wrote:...I don't think that is true. They both come from different martial backgrounds, Chuck-Tang Soo Do- Korean Karate.

"Tang Soo Do"? I don't know about anyone else, but I read those three words and immediately started to LMAO. Damn Kelso on "That 70s' Show"!

FretBored · Post by **FretBored** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:14 pm

rocker x wrote:
Punkinhead wrote:I remember hearing somewhere that Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee. Anyone know anything about it?
I don't think that is true. They both come from different martial

backgrounds, Chuck-Tang Soo Do- Korean Karate. Bruce was trained by

legendary Wing chun Kung Fu master Yipp Mann..(spelling?) I am sure

that they did some sparring or training together for film and in friendship

to share ideas about the martial arts though...

Mr. Norris started studying Hap Ki Do in Korea while in the Armed Forces. After a shoulder injury his instructor sent him to a Tang Soo Do master..... Actually he failed his 1st Black Belt test and passed on the 2nd attemt.

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:19 pm

huuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:20 pm

FretBored wrote: Actually he failed his 1st Black Belt test and passed on the 2nd attemt.

you'll never say that to him tho hahaha

FretBored · Post by **FretBored** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:45 pm

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
FretBored wrote: Actually he failed his 1st Black Belt test and passed on the 2nd attemt.
you'll never say that to him tho hahaha

Don't need to, it is in his autobiography!

rocker x · Post by **rocker x** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:18 pm

the herald wrote: huuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Nice !

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:23 pm

It is fascinating that a joke thread about Chuck Norris can go into multiple pages. What's next? Termite flatulation?

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:57 pm

lonewolf wrote:It is fascinating that a joke thread about Chuck Norris can go into multiple pages. What's next? Termite flatulation?

"It is fascinating, blah blah blah, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
HUH!?! We're all enjoying this Thread. Okay, I'll play. Lonewolf is bored.

I'd say it's a safe assumption that Termites do indeed get gas...they do ingest and digest, but I'd never suppose it's a problem like that of Bovine Flatulation and the copious release of Methane.

rocker x · Post by **rocker x** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:05 pm

If anyone wants to learn more about martial arts here are some area

schools...

www.aaaandjjj.com -Aikido -Jujitsu and Judo- Highly recomended!!!

www.tomosabujitsu.com -Aikijujitsu-

www.altoonakarate.com -Tae Kwon Do - Hapkido

www.academymartialartsaltoona.com -Hapkido

www.josefiksKoreantsd.com -Tang Soo Do

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:17 pm

lonewolf wrote:It is fascinating that a joke thread about Chuck Norris can go into multiple pages. What's next? Termite flatulation?

Well we could start up a new topic on politics.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:25 pm

undercoverjoe wrote:
lonewolf wrote:It is fascinating that a joke thread about Chuck Norris can go into multiple pages. What's next? Termite flatulation?

Well we could start up a new topic on politics.

ucJoe, if that really is your idea of "fun", you need to get out more. A lot more!

I'd enjoy seeing "Let The Games Begin III" start.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:43 pm

Where do you see the word fun in my post?

Politics is serious business.

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:46 pm

lonewolf wrote:It is fascinating that a joke thread about Chuck Norris can go into multiple pages. What's next? Termite flatulation?

FTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:50 pm

Did you see the new cowboy martial arts flim........Enter The Buckness!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:54 pm

I think everyone forgot that Bruce Lee played Johnny Kato faithful man servent to The Green Hornet so you just knew he'd kick Chuck Norris' ass being a super hero and all!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:04 pm

The Green Hornet was the super hero.

Kato was just the sidekick.

Oh no....another reference to your old band. sorry

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:08 pm

I stand corrected although he kicked as much ass as The Green Hornet!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:41 pm

It just makes you think where would Bruce Lee be now if he was still alive?

Would he be making movies with Jet Li?

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:22 pm

undercoverjoe wrote:See, this topic wasn't nearly as much fun without the crap.

undercoverjoe wrote:Where do you see the word fun in my post?

Politics is serious business.

You said the former after all of the "crap" had been removed from the Bushism Thread. I'd almost rather have a Root Canal (With Novacaine, of course!), than partake in that kind of "fun".

We can agree that on some things, we'll never agree and leave it at that. As far as Politics being serious "business", just how much are they paying you?

"The Green Hornet" was a tad before my time and "Faithful Man Servant" sounds extremely Gay to me...not that there's anything wrong with that!

"Casey for Senate"

"Lynn Swann for Governor"